judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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how to draw a capybara (tutorial)
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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying
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we stole america just to pave it over and abandon it
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There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
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fucking love when bitches lie to me for fun. i just asked this dude about a scar on his chest (perfectly vertical, about 3 inches long) and he launched into this story about how it was an injury he’d gotten from a metal overhang on a boat in highschool and ended the story with “but actually i got heart surgery”
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vengabus sandstorm
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i do have to hand it to him
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system of a clown haha
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looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
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This is so funny to me
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