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why did you do it? why did you send the croaker to super hell?????
I only killed him god sent him to super hell
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Happy Dashcon 2 Eve, you can only reblog this today!


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pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.
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did u go protest today
good evening officer
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tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together
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donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
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okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well
omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!
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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
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