jester-pressure

[jester-pressure]

MARRIAGE ARC?!

Prepares the Gargantuan Submarine

Time to steal...

{NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN /silly /ref}

[jester-pressure]

The Lieutenant places his hand onto the EXP's head, giving him a last pet, before going to join his peers in the search.

-> ``See you later, Shortie!`` He taunts.

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

He glances over at the EXP, but then back at his Boss and Co-Worker. The Captain looks at the EXP.

-> ´´And who are they exactly?´´ They question. ´´Oh, just a Random EXP I found. He wanted to tag along and I didn't stop them!´´ He explains. ´´Sure! Totally normal to bring the death row criminals along for a ride!´´ Spouts the Engi. ´´We don't have time for this. Lieutenant.´´ The Captain commands. ´´Alright. Alright.´´

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

-> ´´Who are what now?´´ He turns his head to the spot the EXP pointed out. ´´Oh-´´

And there stand, a Heavily armored personnel, with their face entirely hidden, with only their eyes visible. And the other a less armored personnel, with glasses over their head.

-> ´´Have you found it?´´ The Captain barks out, the Enginner chuckling. ´´Oh- Caps, Engi... Aaanddd. . . Look, Me and my buddy here didn't even see it. So we were just talking while searching for it!´´ He tries to explain himself ´´And you were distracted enough to have not noticed us. Yet paying enough attention to search for it?´´ ´´Well. . .´´

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

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-> He awkwardly laughs, placing his hand onto the EXP's head and petting him again. ``Quite the person, aren't you? HA! You just made my day.``

As they walk, they seem to pass by two figures. The Lieutenant not seeming to notice.

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

-> ``Fishing skills heh? Isn't that ironic for this whole place.`` He chuckles. ``And I get ya. Family can be quite a headache, pulling on ya leg for things out of your control to do things ya don't like.`` He comments. ``If anything, I was supposed to be a chef! But of course, I needed a sustainable job that actually gave me money. So that's kinda how I ended up here.`` He chuckles ``Ah shit. Here goes me talking about life. Sorry there.``

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

-> ``Tell me about it!`` He laughs at the compliment. ``Like imagine how it's to be this hot ass cooking master. Everybody gets jealous when looking at this bad boy.`` He says referring to himself, laughing. ``But ey, what about you? Any cooking skills yourself?``

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

-> ``I am just quite the chef myself! And after all, you do have to eat a lot to keep these MUSCLES!`` He confidently says, flexing his arm. ``But yeah. Fucking sucks to die, its like you haven't eaten for daaays! Technically, it is true depending on how long Lady Death takes to fish you out.`` He says. ``Still to this day, wonder how we managed to get a contract with death herself!``

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

-> ``Yo.`` He calls out his attention again. ``Do you think Squiddle meat is safe to eat? Because I can definetly grab one of those and put them in a pot!`` He chuckles. ``I mean imagine, Squiddle Calamari. Hell, the amount of things down here you can just punch for dinner is amazing, whole seafood diet!`` He chuckles (again) ``Like... you think someone could take on an angler?``

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

-> The Director stays silent for a moment, before giving a hum in response. ``You see. We at Urbanshade can give you your life back. For we do give good payments and salaries.`` He says. ``And we are not murders. Our job here at Urbanshade is to do the best for humanity. Improving quality of life with the medicine and other tools we find in our facilities.``

As the Expendable Rogue wanders through the hallways, the sound of the buzzing lights seems to get weaker.

The rooms seem to be getting awfully quiet, too quiet. . .

Something is wrong.

And just as sudden, the door to the next room is shut down, locking them inside the hallway they were located in.

The panels of the NaviAI being replaced with a shade of deep blue, a symbol similar to a face being dead in the center of every room.

- Three-Leafed Clover, Shadian. (@jester-pressure)

*he pulls out a his gun and knife, instantly being put on guard by this*

Whats the big idea now huh?

[jester-pressure]

-> ``HA! Cowards!`` He replies with a similar excitement in the conversation. ``I mean, if a guy is deaf, how would he fuck up SO BAD he ends up in deathrow?! Like seriously. And I can assure you those dwellers are twigs. Like, even a dog can tackle someone down and bite into their necks! They still kill the person. But that doesn't mean a dog can handle a fight with a person!`` Oh god he is yapping. ``They might have good teeth or something, but a good punch is all it takes, and punches have more range then bites!`` He keeps on yapping. Chuckling at the last detail. ``I would laugh so bad if one of those things just fell over and died.``

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

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-> ``Woohoo hoo! Quite the talker.`` He comments after Redy finishes yapping, laughing. ``Ham you say? Quite unexpected for something like that to taste like ham! But I can totally see it, definetly would be good for some dishes.`` He says, his interrest now tangled in the topic. ``OH Kiddo, I can definetly slap one of those open-faced cucks right upside their chin. I need no weapons nor angler! They can't be that resistant, they sre made of drywall!`` He says confidently. ``And ugh. I hate when they think they can just wait you out from inside a locker. The locker doors would push them back, duh!``

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

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-> ``Aight then! If you wanna tag along, I will not stop you!``

He says as he starts his march forward, taping on the expendable's shoulder twice and walking to the next door.

As he simply starts to whistle a familiar tone... is that the one Star Wars Dark Vader song?

-> And after a bit of silence ``Yo.`` He calls the EXP. ``Heard you EXP guys eat Wall Dweller meat down here!`` He chuckles at the rumor. ``And considering you're a EXP. Have you eaten it before?``

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

-> ``Yeah. Navy AI seems to be having quite a rebel phase! Can you even believe a robot can decide on its own? That's like... some SCI-FI type shit!`` He comments, looking over at the number, then looking back. ``Ooohh, I am not lost. My team is nearby! We are just separated to cover more ground and avoid any black smoke fish, you know?`` He chuckles.

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

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-> ``Thats Classified!`` He laughs after saying that. ``But just so you don't get too curious.`` He looks side to side, then looks back. ``Lets say its a Recon mission! Even if it did turn out... not the best.`` He comments, moving his hand around as he explains.

``And Quite rare seeing a lone expendable. Did your team get unlucky?`` He questions. Changing topic.

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

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-> He chuckles at the calm response. ``That's the spirit!`` He places his hand onto the expendable's hair, shaking it around, basically petting him. ``So! Any luck if the crystal, or is that pardon just out of reach?`` He asks, going back to standing upright.

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.

[jester-pressure]

**A very red expendable (/j its redy) waks into the room cuz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

The Lieutenant marches through the room, looking side to side before looking forward and noticing the expendable.

He is quite taller then Redy, looking down at the expendable.

His axe laying on his own shoulder, and a riot shield equipped in his other arm.

-> ``Oh look!`` He says, lowering himself to the expendable's size. A smug, mocking smile on his face. ``One of the Death row idiot who came to risk their life to get a pardon! Rare seeing one alive!`` He mocks.