jestercatboy

[jestercatboy]

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

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PLEASE HELP ME GET TOP SURGERY!

Ok never in a million years did I expect to make one of these posts but I've seen success in others so I'm reaching out to the community for help.

My name is David, I'm living with my found family after leaving the deep south into the diet south (midwest) and I've been able to smoothly transition FtM. I've been extremely happy and my mental health has improved a lot!

I've been able to save up 7k for my surgery all on my own pretty much (proof below), but I just had a consultation with the amazing surgeon that I've picked out to do my top surgery, Dr. Whitehead. He personally spoke with me and estimated my surgery, all bells and whistles included, total 100% cost out of pocket, would be 10k.

I am SO CLOSE to being done with my personal transition. Socially and hormonally I've transitioned, all I have left is my legal name (in progress) and top surgery.

Please PLEASE, if you have anything to spare, every penny counts. I'm currently out of work since my previous job was extremely taxing and caused my chronic pain to rise and my previously injured knee to worsen. I hope to get back to work but the more help I have, the sooner I can go through with my surgery. I'm so desperate to have top surgery, it would help so much in finding jobs, working longer hours without the danger of binding, and earning more money to support myself.

All reblogs, likes, tags, any sort of signal boosting helps! I know everyone is struggling right now so please don't feel bad if you can't donate, just a reblog or sending it to a friend who can also RB would help me immensely and might put this on the dash of someone who can donate.

Thank you so much!! Pictures of me and my saved up funds are below.

Cashapp: $CorruptedCanine

Paypal: https://paypal.me/CorruptCanineCreates?locale.x=en_US

Oh and here's my cat for the road! thanks for reading <3

[jestercatboy]

rancid. flaccid. i stick my dick in acid. queerbaiter. alligator. make a blog to be a hater.   fuzzy socks. chicken pox. i fit my doors with extra locks. softblock. hard cock. going to live under a rock

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Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko

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Am I DREAMING

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god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

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Tired of dumbass nihilist shit. Been there done that Everything matters actually. Like just factually every god damn thing effects Something even if it's not anything huge or obvious. Things cannot exist without having any impact on anything else

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Letterboxd Reviews

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x

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😘😆

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It's true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it's a little bit of a free for all like yes I'm a woman but I'm also male and I like being called a boy but I'm not a man like sorry I'm on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.

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He sure does

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I love being called cute.. Its so pure. Choke me and call me cute

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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end