jesterjamz
i appoint myself so cool & clever
i’m such a liar header by @queensqueercourt
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#i mean after i got my hair cut super short last year#my dad's first reaction was 'so youre a butch lesbian'#& like hes RIGHT but that was NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING#nsfwish#<- due to the content of the image (i.e. twink nut)
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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight
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I found the best character in MLP
i agree. discord is pretty cool
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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i saw this & i was like "that looks like joe" & then zoomed in & confirmed that it is in fact joe motherfucking hawley
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i know flip-top box is actually about cigarettes but it's so bapple coded. i can make songs abt anything
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made a bapple playlist
#i bought a commission for dapple & bea & im so so normal abt them#i think this playlist encapsulates everything abt bapple
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the "m" in bdsm stands for mouse. and the "s" stands for squeak
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AITA for starting a successful business?
I found a great resource that I could use to make clothing products that everyone needs, so I did what comes naturally and started chopping down the trees and made lots of money. But this little orange guy doesn’t like me chopping down trees and becoming successful. He keeps trying to find ways to stop me because he “speaks for the trees” but that’s whackery because trees can’t consent! He’s preventing my innovation and my customers from purchasing. AITA? It’s him right. I’m just following my destiny. Capitalism wins baby! 😎 The American Dream to build factories, sell, sell, sell and expand until there’s nothing left to take from the land. I’m so rich and successful right now, ain’t no way that little orange guy should be stopping me. I mean, how bad can I possibly be?
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#that speech could be about literally anything#ill just write a speech about the thmgau lore. im sure that would captivate a crowd of 25k
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Nooooooo Almighty Tallest please don’t take my stupid ass sandwich
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