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yeah why would he

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out of all the twists ive seen in my life the parshendi one is probably the most insane one im still surprised i wasnt spoiled when i was looking up where did this word came from

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Hey girl, you come here often?

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i'm talking to this cute dinosaur girl but the language barrier is making it hard. does anyone know what rawr means

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Reposting because I added a part two hehehe

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i have a few critiques, especially on how the first two sub-chapters? are like just a huge fucking exposition dump and if i wasnt like determined to read this book (i did spend 25 bucks on it) i would probably drop it the moment that white assassin guy started yapping about his soulcasting magic or whatever it was but thats like. not that important now that im fully invested in the story what i still do not understand and what may be my lack of reading comprehension and because i paid very little attention at the start is that like why is shallan going for a fucking PRINCESS who are known for being very fucking smart. surely there are easier targets to steal from? that are public figures? like a highprince or just some mayor or whatever like soulcasters are rare sure whatever but we do know that important people have them like . it just doesnt feel like a logical thing to do at all. because stealing from a princess is surely worse than stealing from a highprince? idk maybe im just missing something ill have to go back and reread shallans pov

the way of kings was such a drag for me for like 200 pages and i read them throughout two months despite me usually taking like a day and a half for the same amount for other books but now im crunching out like 250 pages per day and im having so much fun

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i need more of whatever fitz and kaladin are made out of. im afraid i cant get emotionally invested in a story unless they have that specific shit

the way of kings was such a drag for me for like 200 pages and i read them throughout two months despite me usually taking like a day and a half for the same amount for other books but now im crunching out like 250 pages per day and im having so much fun

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the way of kings was such a drag for me for like 200 pages and i read them throughout two months despite me usually taking like a day and a half for the same amount for other books but now im crunching out like 250 pages per day and im having so much fun

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was struck with a sudden need to draw him

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we are hellsballzings! feed us!

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top 10 conceptually funniest rote characters:

1. lant, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck his sister.

2. shine, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck her brother.

3. starling. sometimes a fujoshi is also homophobic and that’s fine.

4. malta the horse.

5. the kennit-necklace. evil amulet that says “hey man can we cool it on the sinister shit.” evil amulet that is nicer than you. imagine sucking so bad that your evil amulet thinks you’re an asshole and actively works to undermine you.

6. kyle haven by virtue of being named kyle in a world where people are named oettre and kettricken and thymara.

7. small ferret.

8. the dragon spit who named himself spit because he spits a lot and everyone hates him because he sucks what a fucking legend.

9. civil bresinga.

10. the liveship ophelia who learned that she was an artificial consciousness embedded in the dead womb of a hatchling dragon and said that was absolutely none of her fucking business and kept on trucking while every other boat tried to kill itself.

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Thinking of young Chivalry and Burrich RIP

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i usually dislike being rude or even commenting on takes on this blog but this one makes me upset. you really can apply this logic of "one ninja fucked up, look where it got us" to literally every season. lloyd opened all the snake tombs, hes at fault for everything that happened in s1, 2 and 8-10! he didnt kill overlord fully, hes at fault for s3! ninjas agreed to go to a weird tournament they never heard about, obviously they would be captured and some weird fucking ancient race will be awoken! i mean its like. i dont like prime empire, i really dont, its a nothingburger of a season, especially compared to skybound (which i also hate), but this is probably the silliest critique you can offer to any season and it based on the fact that anon really dislikes jay (which is 100% okay). every season needs a conflict. yes, sometimes this conflict stems from characters acting stupid. its not fault of the characters, its fault of the writers. basically what i'm trying to say is that characters will act like morons for the convenience of the plot and we shouldn't fault them for that because its the most common used tactic in shows to create conflict and its because writers dont know what to do.

The events of Prime Empire wouldn’t have happened if Jay wasn’t being an idiot. Like, it could’ve all been avoided if Jay just followed directions and did his fucking job.

At the very beginning, they ambush the mechanic and take his motherboard, then find his hideout in an old arcade. They go in JUST to find leads on said motherboard, but Jay finds a copy of prime empire and starts to ramble about it. So far so good, but then Nya gets everyone back on track so they can do what they came to do, and tells Jay not to dick around with a goddamn video game while they’re in the middle of an investigation.

So guess what he fucking does

He ignored his mission to mess around with a video game of all things because I guess he’s never heard of the word responsibility. And to make things worse, he stuck in the motherboard they JUST took from the mechanic into the console. Are you fucking stupid?? Why would you put valuable evidence in a console just to play a stupid game?! You don’t think maybe it’s idk, evil?? You know, because the evil guy made it?? But no, it’s fine actually, go ahead and be an idiot.

We all know what happens when he reached level 13, and this mf decides to just walk right into the game and not even try telling the others that an old school video game console just opened up a fucking portal. And I doubt he was hypnotized, there was no indication of it for him or all the other players that got sucked in, players that got sucked in because Jay was being completely irresponsible.

And absolutely no reprecussions either, the ninja don’t get mad that he was messing around after they told him not to, or that his actions caused people to get killed.

“But he had to watch the ninja die one by one, it was so sad for him 🥺” That was a result of HIS OWN ACTIONS, and we’re supposed to feel bad for him, not view it as an opportunity for growth. If it was, he would’ve addressed it near the end, apologized for being irresponsible, taken steps in the future to avoid that same mistake. But since there was none of that, him being sad over losing his friends is literally only for sympathy points instead of actual character development. It’s Skybound all over again, but worse, because at least in Skybound, he actually apologized for his stupid actions (it was only to Cole and it’s like the bare fucking minimum, but it’s more than I can say for this season).

Obviously he didn’t know that that chain reaction would happen, but he should know by now that it’s actually not a good idea to mess with abandoned artifacts you don’t understand. Bro fucked around and found out and it was entirely his fault this conflict even happened.

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each kiss counts down the seconds to their doom

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Ofc they're lying

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are you having a better or worse day than fitzchivalry farseer.... and how fast did it take you to answer that