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Was messing around in BFDIA on Roblox and our game broke, so we messed around a bit (I'm Fries)

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I don't CARE if I'm shorter than you! YOUR head is laying on MY chest AND I'M going to be the big spoon

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if you look at fog and don't immediately go "Silent Hill", I do not trust you

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May the Fourth be with you

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hiiii 😋😋 im hoping ur having a good day today !!! - 🍡

Hi, I am!

I had a bacon bagel sandwich (which is just bacon in a bagel, nothing special) and it was AMAZING!!!

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Entitlement

Don't I deserve you?

I've listened and sat here quietly, patiently for years, Your Majesty

Every whine

Every laugh

Every sigh

Every thing

You've leaned on me for comfort, I was your shoulder to cry on

I stayed up late and woke up early just to tend to your desires

You've told me things that, if came out, would get you thrown out of your high position

So, don't I, your dedicated and reliable Jester, deserve a bit more?

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Made to obsess, Forced to obsess... over cartoons

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Imagine feeling so entitled to a person, but also feeling unworthy to even look them in the eyes

I deserve to hold you hand, but I can't!

I need to put on shelf a like a doll, but that shelf is too high so I have to look up at you!

I need to keep you locked away in a cage, but that cage is gold and comfortable

I had to beat you within an inch of your life so even trying to leave

but I'll kiss you, crying, and apologizing all the while

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I resonate with your posts quiiiiite a lot dear jester :3 keep spewing out your thoughts i love reading them

Aw thank you! It's nice to know that I'm not the only one feeling these things

It's also nice to know that Casanova isn't the only one reading them!

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I may not be the funniest jester in the royal court

but I'll make sure I'm the only

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If people heard my "hear me out's" they're going to throw tomatoes at me

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my finger is sore as hell man i so happy that this wasn't my good hand

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I HATE how people just smother random sticky shit on doorknobs and leaving ME to find them and touch them and freak out because now there's germs spreading all over my fingers and hand and body and I hate it and the only way to get rid of it is to cut the place where it was and I already did that but I missed so I cut it again and it worked for a bit but now my brain is screaming that it's not gone and that I need to get in between the two cuts so that it can go away

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It's all fun and games until I write your name on my wall with my blood

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I want to contact her so so badly but I can't because I know my intentions

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I should've cherished you longer

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Gordon Ramsay WOULDN'T beat my ass if he saw the burger I just cook

Gordon Ramsay would beat my ass if he saw the burger I just cooked