jestery

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cutemoniic​:

Hey, as long as you’re having fun? That’s all that matters. … Just out of curiosity, do you have a keyboard that naturally types like this, or. Genuinely curious.

Also if I don’t put at least thirteen ‘like’ in a single line of words I ain’t happy. Also wow this is surprisingly encouraging. Jesus christ, you’re a sweetheart.

wOuLd DiSpLaY nO sInCeRiTy SuCh WaY. :o(

GoTtA bE aBoUt WhAt FeElS rIgHt WhErE iT mAtTeRs, No PrObS. kEeP tHe JoY pIxIeS fLuTtErInG iN tHaT dElIgHt BoX oF yOuRs AnD eNcOuRaGeMeNt WiLl FiNd YoU aLwAyS.

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cutemoniic​:

Well, technically no. But, you know, blogging is supposed to be fun, and imagining you, like, super focusing on a reply, but if you’re chill with that it’s cool. Trained fingers, brother. You go have all the fun.

hElL tO tHe FuCkInG yEaH, yO. fUn Is WhErE iT's At, TyPiNg WhImSiEs SpEaK iNtO a GoOd ClOwN's PuShEr. AiN't FeEl GoOd No OtHeR dIfFeReNt WaYs.

MuCh LiKe YoUr WrItTeN nAkEdNeSs MuSt FeEl AlL kInDs Of RiGhT oN yOuR oWn MoThErFuCkInG fInGeRs, SiS. iT’s CoOl If It’S wHeRe It MaTcHeS yOuR vErY mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoRe.

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cutemoniic​:

Oh, yeah, quirks are a thing. Usually since I don’t have one I just imagine you all super focused typing lower then upper case and I feel bad.

Is FoCuS a ThInG tO bE sOrRoWfUl At?

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NoThInG mOrE tHaN pRoOf ThAt If YoU bAbBlE oN iNtO tHe VoId, It MoThErFuCkInG sInGs BaCk At YoU iN nO tImE.

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cutemoniic replied to your post: LaY tHoSe GaZe MaKeRs UnTo ThIs VaCaNt LiTtLe...

I want to say something smarter but I feel in pain for you typing from your phone this way.

eAsE tHe PaIn At ThE cUsToMs Of ThIs HeRe OnE bRoThEr. It'S bEeN aLl Up AnD dOnE eVeR sInCe I gOt My GrUbSeLf TaUgHt At PrEsSiNg DoWn ThE sPeAkInG kEyS. :o)

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LaY tHoSe GaZe MaKeRs UnTo ThIs VaCaNt LiTtLe CoRnEr Of WeBhOrRoRlAnD.

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wErE a MoThErFuCkEr To GaP hIs MaW iNtO sPeWiNg TrUtHs FrOm ThIs SwEeP gOnE bY, sIbLiNgS aLl RoUnD wOuLd PuSh ThEiR bReAtHiNg SaCkS iNtO tHe MoSt RiGhTeOuS mIrTh ExPlOsIoN.

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gunplaying replied to your post: sHiT, oNe FaNg JuSt FeLl OfF oUtTa ThIs HeRe MoUtH...

That cant be good.

Oh No. 

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sHiT, oNe FaNg JuSt FeLl OfF oUtTa ThIs HeRe MoUtH :o?

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tHaT sHiT’s SoMeThInG iNsAnE, lEmMe TeLl YoU.

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MaN, tHeSe LeGs Be SkEdAdDlInG aT sPeEd A lIgHt wItH mIgHt GiVeN bY tHe HeAvEnS tO hAuL tHiS aSs FaR fRoM tHe Un FuCkInG dEaD. hAhAhAhA.

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WaAaAaAaAaAaAsSuP mY nEwEsT aNd OlDeSt MoThErFuCkErS aLiKe.

yEsTeRnIgHt HaD a ClOwN sNoOzInG oUt NeAr ThE sHoRe AnD cRaCkInG oPeN hIs OwN pEePeRs To AlMoSt SuNlIgHt AnD dAyWaLkErS’ gArGlEs. ShIt WaS sCaRy As AlL tItS bUt He’S bAcK tO hIs MoThErFuCkInG fEeT lIkE a ChAmP.

:o)

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@jeggalo

[jestery]

gunplaying:

Heh. Well… its not like candy isnt accessible all year round. So best of luck to you in your dietary crusade. Did i ask what your favourite was yet??? I think every time i talk to you i hanker for sweets. We really need to step away from this or else im going to wind up with cavities.

Howve you been? I think our conversation lulls between days and you dont seem to frequent much on here which is alright! But it makes it hard to know whats up with the whats up. I didnt expect myself to to be honest but i hope youre alright. 

Y'kNoW tHoSe ThAt GoT a StReTcHy CaRaMeL fIlLiNg ItS cHoCoLaTe ShElL aNd Is AlL cRuNcHy AnD sUgArY oN tHe TaStE bUdS? tHeY tHe BiG bOsSeS mAkInG tHiS hErE mAw WaTeRy JuSt FrOm MiNd CrAfTiNg ThE sCeNe. 

HoW wAs ThAt AdViCe GoInG, hOmIe? BrUsH yOuR gOdDaMn TeEtH tOo!

dAmN, sHiT hAs Me SpLaTtErInG mY oWn PaN aLl OvEr ThE dAmN pLaCe ThAt AiN't No OtHeR wHeRe ClOsE tO tHe HuSkToP No MoRe, SoRrY. hAhAhAh. FiGuRe NoW tHaT tHe PaLeMaTe GoT hIs FoOl SeLf FlUsHeD fOr AnOtHeR bRoThEr ThAt ThE tImE fRaCtIoNeD bEtWeEn Us GeTs SpEnT oVeR mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeRe. :oD

aLl'S dAnDy AnD gOiNg, MoStEsT jOyOuS oF nIgHtS gOnE bY wItH aPpReCiAtIoN oVeR tHeM fRoM tHiS sIdE oF tHe MuLtIvErSe.

YoU dIg WoRdS oF aMuSeMeNt, BrOtHeR? fAnCy A fEw ToSsEd YoUr WaY?

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gunplaying:

Whew! Pretty much anything. Id eat a bag of frozen peas if let loose without restraint. But generally anything left out on the counter. Even when i know its going to taste like pure garbage i still have to attempt it.

Hows your stash holding up? Still ploughing through it or have you consumed all your confections? 

DuDe, ThE cRuNcHy NoIsE tHeY bE lEtTiNg On WhEn YoUr ChOmPeRs Do ThE tHiNg Is MoThErFuCkIn BiTcHiN. yOu HaViNg A cLoWn FeEl YoU iN tHeSe AnTiCs, TeLl YoU tHaT.

sOmEtImEs, MoThErFuCkEr SoMe MoThErFuCkInG tImEs YoU jUsT gOtTa, Y'kNoW, yOu JuSt GoTtA sTuFf YoUr MaW aNd MoVe ThE mOtHeRfUcK oN.

nAaAaAh, AiN't LaSt PaSt LaSt TiMe A bRoThEr GoT hIs SpOkE oN aLl PuBlIc Up In HeRe. WiShInG tHeRe WaS sTiLl SoMe To PrEsS fUrThEr DoWn OnE's OwN mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThRoAt.

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oH sHiT.