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This is the highest compliment I can bestow, but Dungeon Meshi reads like it was written for, if not by, Terry Pratchett.

Oh, you have a dungeon with monsters and adventurers? How does it work? Who pays? How do you get enough supplies? People will eat anything when hungry; do they eat the monsters? People will cook feasts from rotten meat and weeds; what feasts can you make with monsters?

By the way, here is a terrible pun about soup.

You want heroes to have peril, but also to live? Easy! Just have a ressurection spell. Well how does it work? What's the point? What would people give to live forever? What would people give to die?

Here's a dwarf whose magical shield is a wok.

And if they come back, it still hurts right? Do people remember? What happens if they forget that, outside of the dungeon, they can't come back? What if the thing that brings them back also ties them to the dungeon more and more, changes them, makes them different without knowing why.

Whilst you were thinking about that, the halfling founded an adventurers guild. It's an actual union with dues etc. btw he's a deadbeat dad apart from this.

The dwarf from earlier carries familial trauma that will haunt you for the next decade. The protagonist holds his sister's skull as the first proof that there is anything left of her. The two female leads share a love so deep that giving it a name would pollute it. The protagonist's sword is a mollusc.

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Dhxjsjxhdhshdhd I love my bf so much he just said "hey do you ever see a picture that changes your life forever" and then showed me a photo of a loaf of bread shaped like a crocodile

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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

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I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

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I don’t even go here

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my muse is going apeshit today

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What is Jessie and Delia ideal vacation?

I think Delia would like a quiet vacation in Alola. More focused on relaxing and taking it easy. Jessie likes to go out and explore, shop, find the best restaurants to stop at and regularly be on the move

I could see Jessie planning their first trip to a bustling city (Castelia maybe) and Delia just gets super overwhelmed having grown up in a super small town like Pallet all her life. They find a way to balance taking things slow but also trying new things

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Nie Mingjue: What's wrong with you?

Nie Huaisang: [Takes a long sip from a fruit punch Capri sun]

Nie Huaisang: My sketchers don't light up anymore.

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New favourite genre of YQY (looking at you with empty eyes while blatantly lying)

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my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

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That moment when you forget how to dad

Only to later remember candy solves anything

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Sweet baby Binghe hugs for Shen Qingqiu 🪷

Another prompt for SVSSSAction for yuujispinkhair

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shepherd

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Which if you choose to do leaves you with a total of ~$1.35 (USD) depending on the type of card you have.

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Adults and children alike are currently dying in Palestine due to starvation. (World Health Organization Link)

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