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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

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Found an insane baby picture

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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Oh!

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Today's Doonesbury cartoon.

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Today's Doonesbury cartoon.

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.