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Thor: um...whatcha got there?

Loki, holding mjolnir in one hand and a drink in the other: ...a smoothie

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Bucky : *kills a villain*

Bucky, to himself :

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Steve : I love you.

Bucky : *eating potato chips really loudly* You should. I’m a goddamn miracle.

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Stephen: I love being in a restaurant when they turn the lights from ‘lunch’ to ‘horny’

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Clint: It's a well known fact that fur on cats evolved in order to provide protection from my suction-cup arrows.

Peter *frantically apologizing to random cat*: WhY dId YoU sHoOt HiM?! He'S iNnOCeNt!!!

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tony: you wERE STABBED?

peter: no no mr. stark, think of it as acquiring an extra pocket

tony: eXTRA POCKET?

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Tony: What’s your blood type?

Peter: How would I know?

Tony: How would you not know?!

Peter: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups?

Tony: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

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Peter: *gets a stomach cramp* welp this is it, my organs are failing me

Peter: *gets appendicitis* i think i’ll just have ginger ale then i’ll feel better

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Nat: Well, he looked like the type. I figured maybe I could catch him in his bluff. Clint: …maybe? Clint: He had a gun on me!  Clint: What if you were wrong? Nat: Huh. Nat: Honestly, that thought hadn’t occurred to me. Clint: … Clint: I’m gonna kill you.

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Tony: do you take walk-ins?

the morgue: i’m sorry, what?

[a few hours later]

Tony: *walks into an art museum*

Tony: I’m here to donate myself!

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Superman: Man of Tomorrow #12 - “Superman’s Day Off” (2020)

written by Robert Venditti art by Scott Hepburn & Ian Herring

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reblog to beat the joker to death

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