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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

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you’re in her dms. she’s vague posting about me on her tumblr. we are not the same

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tear gas that makes you gay

both dorothy and joyce were hit by this when they were born

strange required hospital procedure at the time

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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Top 10 things a good horror move can be:

1: Someones highly specific fetish but put in a different genre

2: An accurate depiction of fears someone has regarding an institution (medical, police, etc)

3-8: Wet

9: Predominantly practical effects

10: gay

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no fakes im my crew all my goons swallow cum

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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

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Affirmations

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okay

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So someone of reddit wanted to ”redesign the trans flag” and I told them (spefically because they also said they didn’t like the ”baby colors”) that if they wanted to make a redesign they need to make some more radical changes and this was their reply.