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Sony WM-3500SP Whoopee Series transparent (1994)

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archdukes fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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Our brave and honorable doorman Mr. Froomt Door

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Diana Dors in Tread Softly Stranger (1958)

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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

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may is so green!

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I wanna go to the zoo. I miss the seals terribly

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crying over a picture of a dog watching the northern lights

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Excuse me. I need to go watch a first person YouTube video of a nice Korean lady pretending to apply make-up on me

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Orange Lamp and Oranges   -    Janet Fish , 1982.

American, b. 1938 -  

Oil on canvas ,     65 7/8 × 50 in.   167.3 × 127 cm.

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Does anyone remember the original trollface comic?

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i know it’s all just jokes but i think we should fr stop acting like the people around us don’t have inner lives. “npc” becoming an acceptable term to call people is very disturbing to me like genuinely idc if it’s not that deep…. plus the new phenomena of calling things you find no substance in “coworker music/movies/etc” like i get the conceit of the joke but i think when you refer to other people in that way consistently, you start to genuinely become convinced that people are just there to fill the background of your life, that they don’t have hobbies or families or lives beyond what you perceive, and that’s so bad. that’s sooooo bad to think of people

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind