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crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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these two posts are in a very loving relationship
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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@vero-lynn and I hopped on a whiteboard and we got so Brim pilled it’s not even funny. I could feel their gaze while drawing

Cute masky wiping away a kiss mark or something
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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