jewish-tutter
jewish-tutter
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im just a jewish mom - est. 2/7/17 - ✡ 28 nisan 5779 ✡ all art is mine.
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jewish-tutter · 1 day ago
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fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee
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jewish-tutter · 1 day ago
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being audhd and having to replace all your shit because you lost your wallet
(intense internal anguish)
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jewish-tutter · 2 days ago
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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jewish-tutter · 2 days ago
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jewish-tutter · 2 days ago
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my husband is appalled and flabberghasted at this ship bur it makes PERFECT SENSE
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jewish-tutter · 2 days ago
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jewish-tutter · 3 days ago
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i watch bear in the big blue house with my baby all morning and tbh its so funny
i love tutter
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jewish-tutter · 3 days ago
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they're the same photo
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jewish-tutter · 3 days ago
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I got really bored and started searching Flickr for every photo people took on September 11th 2001
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jewish-tutter · 3 days ago
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“In the beginning, you decide to convert, and you are infatuated. You want to breathe, sleep, and eat Judaism every hour of the day. Any time spent apart physically hurts. The “eccentricities” of Judaism and Jews are cute, and you’re glad you noticed them. You begin learning everything you can get your hands on, just like those long, all-night-long phone conversations. And then reality begins to sink in. Judaism becomes a normal part of everyday existence instead of something so new and fresh. The eccentricities no longer look so cute, and they begin to annoy you. Your patience begins to run thin. Some days you love Judaism, and some days you want to hit it in the face. You don’t understand why Judaism does the things it does, and then some days you discover a love letter waiting for you. You love it, you hate it, it excites you, it confuses you. It drives you crazy, but you still love it. And everyone else wonders what you see in it. Shabbat shalom! May you have a “date night” with Judaism this Shabbos, and may you be reminded of that puppy love in the beginning of your relationship!”
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jewish-tutter · 9 days ago
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tutter is jewish coded
i watch bear in the big blue house with my baby all morning and tbh its so funny
i love tutter
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jewish-tutter · 15 days ago
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jewish-tutter · 15 days ago
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I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
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jewish-tutter · 17 days ago
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Im actually gonna cry
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jewish-tutter · 22 days ago
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i watch bear in the big blue house with my baby all morning and tbh its so funny
i love tutter
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jewish-tutter · 22 days ago
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I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP
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jewish-tutter · 29 days ago
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ive been way less anxious and spending less money since deleting fb and insta...im not having ads and influencers shoved in my face 24/7 :))
ive been mostly using reddit to read scary stories i recommend
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