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*quietly hands you kyle’s ic blog* it’s jerseyth1ng but it’s a sideblog so you’re just gonna have to pretend he followed you back lmao

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like this for a banter-y starter

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‘Everything is grey, his hair, his smoke, his dreams’

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It’s not perfect but I’m done with it

so done

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i drew the first half of this pic listening to light and airy pop music

than finished it watching thug life compilations

so aviator thugs? 

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people made the cotswolds while i was asleep. *insert selena gomez crying gif here tbh*

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❝Llamas with Hats❞ Sentence Meme

“There’s a dead human in our house.”

“[name], what did you do?”

“Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”

“Why did you kill this person, [name]?”

“I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”

“Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”

“That kills people!”

“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”

“What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”

“I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”

“I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “

“I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”

“My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”

“What is wrong with you, [name]?”

“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”

“You sunk an entire cruise ship!”

“I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”

“That sounds dangerous.”

“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”

“That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”

“And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”

“Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”

“Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”

“I will not apologize for art.”

“Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”

“I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”

“You are just terrible today!”

“Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”

“That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.”

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what you and I have makes me free I love you

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*quietly hands you kyle’s ic blog* it’s jerseyth1ng but it’s a sideblog so you’re just gonna have to pretend he followed you back lmao

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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█︙butyra

“What? I’ve always got a little part of professor chaos inside of me.  Well you wanna do it or you wanna be a melvin?”

❝ that’s... terrifying, butters. anyways, yeah.     i’m down! i wouldn’t want to be a ‘melvin’,     whatever the fuck that is. ❞

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█︙terrillxp

  ”BLOODY HELL, YOU SCARED ME!”

❝ whoa! sorry, dude. i was just trying to, uh—    can i get your autograph? it’s for my little brother.    he’s canadian too.❞

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Don’t you see? I learned something today…

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ASTROLOGY (information set)  —  GEMINI