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storytime!!

been on about three dates with this guy super cute dude

i go over to his last night (with nefarious activities in mind) and both of us were incredibly awkward and nothing happened except cuddling

which is chill but i was confused nonetheless

i woke up and used the restroom and saw vulva wipes and i was like OHHHH

hes trans!! that makes sense why they might be hesitant?

and i was also like hell yeah i also love boypussy so like

win win for me and tha trans masc cutie patootie

this morning he was like oh i know you probably came over wanting to have sex srry it didnt happen because i was so tired hahaha and i was like no worries! i thought that if there was something that you want to tell me that you would tell me when you are ready to tell me *wink wink*

and he was like???

and i said well like i imagine i didnt need to bring rubber because we wouldnt need it because what would we put in on? * wink wink*

he was like ???

i asked "wait are you not trans??!!

he was like ???!!!! no lmao?? i have dick and also balls??

like dude why do you have vulva wipes 😭

he bought them to wipe his asshole ahaha

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finally got a good picture of me with the tanks :3

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It's that time of year when Tumblr celebrates Easter by posting pictures of crucified anime characters, and inevitably somebody in the notes will pop up to helpfully explain that crucifixion imagery has no cultural significance in Japanese media because Japan is only about 1% Christian, which bugs me because it's completely wrong.

It's true that in the majority of cases, crucifixion in Japanese cartoons isn't meant to be conveying any specific theological message, but something Western audiences are likely to miss is that a large portion of those random crucifixion scenes are referencing Ultraman.

Ultraman's creator was a devout Roman Catholic who explicitly intended the titular hero to read as a Christ figure, and consequently, various Ultramen have been crucified on multiple unconnected occasions throughout the franchise's history. Crucifixion scenes in Japanese cartoons are often directly name-checking particular crucifixion incidents from Ultraman, right down to emulating the compositions and camera angles of specific shots. It's like an especially morbid version of the Akira slide.

The upshot is that while it's true that the inclusion of gratuitous crucifixion scenes in Japanese cartoons typically has no (intentional) theological message, stating that they have no cultural significance is incorrect. A large chunk of the Japanese viewing audience are going to see them and immediately go "hey, that's an Ultraman reference".

Anyway, as an image tax, have a shot of four crucified Ultramen miraculously resurrecting a fifth Ultraman by shooting laser beams out of their hearts:

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reminder that the last "ugly law" was repealed in 1974 in Chicago. It wasn't long ago that this kind of behavior was legal and should be enforced by law...

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where they are now: swisher sweets mountain cat

please!! stop leaving out your unsmoked swishers!!! the wildlife is addicted

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consider the an alternate universe

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one more because im obsessed

i dont want to do any other makeup look ever again after this cause

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i dont want to do any other makeup look ever again after this cause

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wanting to post this on the business account

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Sometimes I feel like being autistic is just like living on everyone is mad at you island

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me and pete

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milky