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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
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She let me hit it as but one step in her master plan
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it's okay, ulysses ogre. you can back up and try dubliners, it's a short story collection with much more straightforward prose, you can dive deep on one piece at a time, and once you've toyed around with that then I'm sure you'll have an easier time with ulysses. besides, I had an irish lit professor who'd been studying finnegans wake for twenty years and she said she still didn't really know what was going on in it. ulysses ogre, what really matters is if you are enjoying your time with literature and feel like you are gaining something, not whether you reach the "correct" conclusions. there's no need to try and force yourself through something if you feel like you aren't on an even enough plane with the text to reap any of its rewards.
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Whilst entirely useless as a Wikipedia article, this version of the one on If on a winter's night a traveler remains one of the funniest things I've read
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Arc Sys Works marvel tag fighter?!?!??!???!!! This is incredible
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the inherent homoeroticism of hand-to-hand combat
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Yeah I think we could give a dictatorship of the prolezteriat a shot
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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
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Instagram algorithm in the ears of 16-24 male demographic like if the green goblin mask was into nofap and cigars
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I think it's really fucking funny that Jack-O just still has full access to her funny little army of funny little guys even after Strive's story. Like Sol's retirement is effectively "Yeah, it's really peaceful out here. Just me, my wife, my bike, and my wife's infinite army of cartoonish servant homunculi."
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