Jey Uso is babby | WhumpyPunk2010 on AO3 | 31. Lesbian. No minors please! | I sell smut and smut accessories
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I made this for my wrestling discord but I figured it would be enjoyed here as well
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Every woman in WWE is stunning, but sometimes I forget just how beautiful Alexa is. Like she walks out and and I'm in immediate awe
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Lord, please grant me the serenity to live through the ditches, the strength to laugh with the witches, and the wisdom to love in the back of my Dragula
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it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair
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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴
you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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good evening to perverts only. everyone else log off
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*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me
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canonical that mac only desires love and affection from people are withholding of it and in fact rejects any that is given freely
canonical that dennis has big feelings that he actively restrains and doles out affection rarely often with the intent of manipulation
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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Got my ADHD test results and he kept saying my processing speed is very low, and he kept calling it “borderline”
Y’all. I’m in the second fucking percentile 😭 no wonder I’m so slow at everything
So basically if you wonder why my updates are slow af, it’s because I’m basically sloth-brained
#99th percentile for language tho ☝️#I am medically verified to have exactly one skill#they literally couldn’t aggregate my scores bc they were so all over the place#certified weird brain tm
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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”
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tummies are hot .. stretch marks are hot .. smile lines are hot .. get with it
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