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lizard out there really gonna do it

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Akilah Green on Chelsea 

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I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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mike’s hard bubble tea

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I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

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i wish michigan was a real place and not just something sufjan stevens made up for his songs :(

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Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not

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i been dying for a minute

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Loora Wang. She’s a Chinese fashion designer who uses Tik Tok to promote her clothing line. You might recognize this one:

From what I’ve heard, the other woman in them is her sister.

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This old farmer in the town I’m in just warned me ‘watch out for the old guy’s daughter, she’s six foot nine and built like an amazon’ and all I could do was choke up and whisper ‘awesome’