FUCK YOU TECH TURN OFF THE FUCKING AC IN THE DORMS WHEN ITS 50 FUCKING DEGREES!!!!!!!!!!
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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wish u were here and nothing hurt
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Cutest person on earth right there^
I love my snaps hahaha
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True😍
I love taking booty pics bc my butt is adorable 😌
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Me: is the bees knees
You: cockroaches ankles
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who was i before sadness and stress
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