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I drew my boy after so long of not drawing anything!!!!

I was planning on drawing him since he came back to meta after like three years! But I waited to late and now he isn't fucking meta anymore! 😭

He's my all time favorite cookie i love him so much! He's all i ever think about! He's the only thing that keeps me sane! I love you Vampire cookie!

Also gay trans man, vampire for the win. If you don't like it, then you can leave!

Happy pride month!

My art is pretty rusty rn. I haven't drawn in like four months!

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YES YES YES!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO TALKS ABOUT THIS! I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS SMART!!!

I'm so tired of people who just reduce him to a clueless idiot! He has such great potential, but devsisters just ignore his character! I desperately need more lore and content for him! He's my favorite character, and I wish devsisters would give him attention! I'm so happy to see other people who analyze his character! Thank you for this!

I’m a genuine believer that Vampire is ABSOLUTELY one of the smartest cookies and best strategists in the games with my basis being his “Insouciant King” costume in Ovenbreak, his leaked line for the affection system, AND the Sibling Rivalry? story in Kingdom

In the chess costume set alone, he is one of if not the best chess player in the lineup

Why do I say this, you may ask? Because Alchemist admits that she would need to make something new just to check him

And btw if you click on the highlighted “king”, it takes you to his costume, further emphasizing that she’s talking about him

Also, he actively implies he doesn’t need any sort of luck to win in chess and he’s skilled enough to dodge every check (or checkmate) from an opponent easily

As for Sibling Rivalry?, in case one might need a summary on it, the whole thing revolves around Vampire pranking Alchemist by acting as though he was “turned smart and motivated” by one of her potions and Alchemist doing everything in her power to change him back

What I’m focusing on is the fact that throughout the story/prank, Vampire was seen doing alchemical formulas and experiments, something of which he’d be unable to do as flawlessly as he did if he didn’t know the material in the first place

Also, the whole story shows that Alchemist feels threatened by Vampire actually using his smarts. It’s the clearest when her narrative says she doesn’t want two alchemists in the family:

(Also note: what she emphasizes is hard to believe isn’t him being smart. It’s him being DILIGENT. MOTIVATED. ACTUALLY WORKING)

So she’s well aware that if Vampire were to use his smarts, he wouldn’t only be as good as her, no. There’s a chance he could surpass her, and she doesn’t like that

AND THE PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE

One of the leaked Vampire lines for the affection system is, AND I QUOTE,

“I’ll have you know I was actually called smart as a young cookie!”

It was practically handed on a silver platter

With all the previous things in mind, the line makes it seem like he used to flaunt his intelligence more. It isn’t that he grew dumber, it’s that he stopped flaunting it and began to hide it more (he explains why in the Crunchy Dreams event in the Gnome Uprising story. He likes to keep people’s expectations of him low so he isn’t asked to do anything)

TL;DR: Vampire Cookie is an academic and strategic WEAPON and it’s been shown several times except nothing is done with it. And it makes me sad because he has sooo much potential as a character, yet he’s treated like comedy relief in every line he gets. Also his own sister is his biggest opp when it comes to him actually using his smarts and I think that’s even more tragic

Also he could totally beat or at least be an extreme challenge to Shadow Milk in a game of chess but shhh

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I NEED TO DRAW MY FAVS AGAIN I MISS THEM SO MUCH! 😭

But i have like no motivation to draw lol!

This is kinda old but it's still one of my favorite drawings so I'm gonna post it here!

If you don't like this ship, just ignore and leave ty! ☺️

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Silly oc line up teehee

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My eternal sugar design. I might change it, idk lol.

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Thank yall for the love and support!

I was so nervous to post on here! Because I've never used tumbler before so yeah!

Thank yall so much! ❤️

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This is kinda old but it's still one of my favorite drawings so I'm gonna post it here!

If you don't like this ship, just ignore and leave ty! ☺️

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White lily cookie doodle!

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Cream unicorn cookie!

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I don't even know

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Parfait cookie!

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It's you!

Despite everything, it's still you.

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I think I'm gonna start posting on here lol.

I have no clue how to use Tumbler, so wish me luck!