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jhswitz · 7 years
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Just a reminder going into this weekend that you should NOT be broadcasting where DUI checkpoints are. Don't be the reason someone turns around and chooses a different route that innocent drivers and their passengers are traveling down. There are more options now than ever to find a safe way home without driving drunk.
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jhswitz · 7 years
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me: writes an over-the-top, emotional post that exposes my heart or w/e
me ten minutes later when my emotions have flat-lined: huh. embarrassing.
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jhswitz · 7 years
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THIS
Must be nice to be a man and feel absolutely zero guilt or concern while you sit on your arse in front of the tv as your wife frantically runs herself into the ground with the never ending grind of holiday cooking/cleaning/gifting/wrapping/decorating/tidying/arranging/crafts/familial politics
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jhswitz · 8 years
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I hate being second to those I put first.
- Unknown (via thelovenotebook)
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jhswitz · 8 years
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me, going through the local animal shelter website: hOl y shit....they all need homes..and /I/ have a home......it all Fits
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jhswitz · 8 years
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“ As long as you be yourself, there’s nothing wrong with having some people who don’t like you. It happens to everyone. ”
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jhswitz · 8 years
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If you don't reblog this, then you hate Harry Potter.
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I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
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FOREVER REBLOG
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well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I? 
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I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
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FOREVER REBLOG
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Who wouldn’t reblog this?
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jhswitz · 8 years
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Watch: The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur nailed why millennials get so much sh*t. 
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jhswitz · 8 years
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how does one turn their emotions off
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Trevor Noah: Lost in Translation
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“Anyway, I tapped into the bug’s frequencies, so I had ears on Jake. I needed to know what Holt was up to. That’s where Hitchcock came in. He left a tiny crack in the blind, so I could read the Captain’s lips.”
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jhswitz · 8 years
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YAAASSSS POPE FRANCIS!!!!!!
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jhswitz · 8 years
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The dihydrogen monoxide hoax involves calling water by the unfamiliar chemical name “dihydrogen monoxide” (DHMO), and listing some of water’s effects in an alarming manner, such as the fact that it accelerates corrosion and can cause severe burns. The hoax often calls for dihydrogen monoxide to be regulated, labeled as hazardous, or banned. It illustrates how the lack of scientific literacy and an exaggerated analysis can lead to misplaced fears.
The hoax gained renewed popularity in the late 1990s when a 14-year-old student collected anti-DHMO petitions for a science project about gullibility. The story has since been used in science education to encourage critical thinking and avoid the appeal to nature.
Forty-three students favored banning DHMO, six were undecided, and only one correctly recognized that ‘dihydrogen monoxide’ is actually plain old water.
Here’s the information he gave the students:
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect.”
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
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jhswitz · 8 years
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How to get out stains using other things
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The Only Photograph of Vincent van Gogh as an Adult is Revealed
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Italian art experts Antonio de Robertis and Alan Zamboni have committed their careers to uncovering and analysing historical documents in order to discover the secrets hidden in art. In their quest, they may have finally found an image that will answer many people’s curiosity about the one of the most celebrated artists, Dutch painter Vincent Van Gogh. A unique photo that dates back to 1887 or 1888 has been found by the duo in the INHA research institute collections at Paris, which they claim holds the painter’s true portrait. Take a peek at the obscure artist’s image, below!
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