jibriscaster

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Hey, it's okay. You've been through a lot, your mind focusing on surviving, not leaving room for much else. You haven't lost yourself, not at all.

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@onceupon-a-decembr asked: dimya height difference

The Grand Duchess Anastasia would care to disagree, Dima!

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Agatha Harkness & Wanda Maximoff Fanart

Credits to:

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ELG46q?fbclid=IwAR2zfsMYrtXbj7mpw2LOKv6kgwpjwmo9WPm8bOXZy4kShzsB758-C71DFK8

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who needs therapy when you have scarletvision height difference

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ok very funny guys. you got me. now seriously who left all these neurotypicals in charge of the mental health field

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Just us screaming our favorite song together in the car. Both of us smile at each other when the chorus hits.

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Darcy’s noodles 😞😞

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"Fuck you my child is completely fine" Your child cries with the breaking dawn part 2 end credits.

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i don’t know rlly how to articulate this but,, breaking dawn feels like it is twilight au fanfiction written by e.l. james. like, it reads like a teenager saw eclipse in theaters (but hadn’t read the books), got blue balls, and wrote horny fanfiction and that teenager was e.l. james. like the whole teenage marriage and (~mystical hyperspeed~) pregnancy thing and oh no bella died edward is distraught oh wait he saved her last minute oh wait let’s sprinkle in a love triangle between bella and her daughter oh and bella’s daughter is perfect and so special that she must be murdered but in the end everything is perfect and oh i’ll switch the pov halfway through as a character exercise— “a/n: it was really fun getting into this wolfpack headspace, hope you guys enjoyed and be sure to leave a kudos :)”-type energy. it reads like something i’d find in a depraved sleep-deprived state at 4:07 a.m. on ao3 but ultimately skip because it strayed too far from canon and it was tagged as a/b/o and i don’t have a breeding kink. breaking dawn is the same ice cream flavor as the last season of the office. that’s the best way i can explain it

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hello here is a supercorp selfie 🥰 

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Mary Malone: Screw this religion shit, I’m going to totally restart my life and devote myself to science

The science: yeah, we’re vengeful angels

Mary Malone:

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The Macaroon Saga™

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Charities/organisations to avoid:

PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)

FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)

Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)

Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.

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It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

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being known is being loved

“i know your pizza order” “you have freckles on your ears” “you make this face when you’re tired” “you order green tea on a good day black on a bad day” “you always make that face before you try something” “the tips of your ears turn red when you’re angry” “i knew you’d say something” “you must be exhausted to miss the class” “your favorite pie is pumpkin, right?” “i know your phone number, don’t worry” “you miss me, i can tell” “you fiddle with your pens when you’re bored” “you don’t like converse unless they’re high tops” “your favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch and you first ate it when you were 8”

being known is being loved.