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This conversation is so fucking funny to me

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Bandicoot. 🍓

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that "You are not That Bitch you are just being rude to strangers on Grindr" has become a littany for me. It is far too easy to justify being a cunt if it's funny. And God forbid it becomes a habit.

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thinking about jesse pinkman shovel cam

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really sad a new ice age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity

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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

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Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

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oh my god who remembers when they made a buncha fifth graders listen to hail to the thief and draw what they heard

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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

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and you may ask yourself

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Is kanji hard for cats?

Is kanji easy for you?

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i loved your deleted post.

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NIИ | Recording [WITH_TEETH], Los Angeles, 2004 | Photos by Tamar Levine & uncredited

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will making an elaborate spreadsheet that no one else going on the holiday will even look at fix me? perhaps not but i will make it anyway

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