So I work in a old folks home and I'm gonna start quoting what they say
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people with high turnip prices be like: “mandatory donation of 500,000 bells, 3 nook miles tickets, and 10 star fragments. tips appreciated :) you must also follow my twitter and RT my pinned to enter (I WILL BE CHECKING). pay up front or my bouncer will beat you to death with their net.”

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Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
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Do you honestly think it's funny to joke about biting police officers?
Yeah.
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Everyone pls pay attention to what is unfolding in Sudan right now





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me: *starts screaming*
somebody: whoa there buddy whats that all about?
me: sorry i just remembered my whole entire life
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hi can i get uhhhh healthy coping mechanisms??? (x)(x)
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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
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