BTS Deciding on 화양연화 tracks
***Intro***
Big Hit: ok suga its ur turn show us what u got
Suga: *heavy breathing* me??? ok! I'm thinking of going in hard like yo mfuckers whats uppp
BH: PERFECT!!!!!!!!
Suga: rly
BH: yea the first part
Suga: 'whats up?'
BH: before that
Suga: 'yo mfuckers?'
BH: before that
Suga:... *heavy breathing*...
BH: THAT'S IT
***I NEED U***
BTS: ok so since this is the title track and the album is about youth we were thinking a song about inner struggles and turmoil of -
Big Hit: LOVE. UNREQUITED LOVE THAT'S RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U
BTS: but the theme -
BH: WE'LL JUST MAKE AN UNRELATED MV
BTS: but we keep singing about -
BH: DO IT
***Hold Me Tight***
Big Hit: who's writing this
V: me
BH: ok ur not a minor anymore so write about UNREQUITED LOVE THAT'S RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U
V: but i've never even -
BH: DOESN'T MATTER. ALSO GIVE ALL THE SINGING PARTS TO JIMIN AND JUNGKOOK
V: but it's my -
BH: DO IT
***SKIT***
Jin, Suga, Rap Mon, J-Hope, Jimin, V: we rly rly want to win
Jungkook: ok but where's my money tho
***쩔어 (Sick)***
BTS: so for this one -
Big Hit: UNREQUITED LOVE THAT'S RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U, GO
BTS: *ties BH up, stuffs a sock in his mouth and throws him in a corner*
BTS: ok now we can talk
Rap Mon: what if we write this fucking musical masterpiece
Suga: about how fucking awesome we are
BTS: YASSS
ARMY: YASSSS
Korea: YASSSSSS
Planet Earth: YASSSSSSSS
BH: *angry muffled mumbling*
***Heungtan Sonyeondan***
BTS: let's write a song about how hyped we are like literally go crazy w it
V: CAN I GET A RAP PART???
BTS: yea why not
Jin: me too??
BTS: ok
V: CAN I GET A SECOND RAP PART??????????
J-Hope: no stop stop
V: ok ok sorry
Suga: put this in too
***Converse High***
Rap Mon: can we pls make a song about my fetish
Suga: no dude I fucking hate converse I'm not doing that
Rap Mon: u can literally say that in the song just pls
Suga: oh ok we cool then
***Move***
Suga: I'm so happy to never have to see ur faces every second of my life again, only Jin's. He's pretty and barely talks
Jin: moving my mouth too much can create wrinkles
Rap Mon: I love it too, Jungkook literally worships me
Jungkook: yeah bc u saved me from -
V, Jimin, J-Hope: WE LOVE BEING IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER!!!1!
Jungkook: that
Jungkook: I was like 3 blocks away from our dorm yesterday and I kept hearing this obnoxious high-pitched noise that got worse the closer I got. turns out they left their window open
BTS: we should totally write a song about this tbh
Big Hit: *angry muffled mumbling intensifies*
BH: *manages to untie self*
***Outro - Love Is Not Over***
BH: OK U FUCKERS WHO'S WRITING THIS ONE
Jungkook: me
BH: WRITE ABOUT UNREQUITED LOVE THATS RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U
Jungkook: but im a minor
BH: I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE. ALSO ITS GONNA BE TITLED LOVE IS NOT OVER
Jungkook: what does that mean
BH: THAT UR GONNA SING ABOUT THE SAME THING FOR THE NEXT 10 ALBUMS IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT
BTS: ugh
V: can I get more than one line in this song
BH: NOPE.
V: pls I'm vocal too i wanna sing
BH: lmao no
***Bonus - Choosing Album Title***
BTS: we chose 화양연화 bc it stands for our blossoming age
BTS: lets translate it as 'The Best Moment in Life' internationally
Big Hit: lol sure
BH: *low-key lets In the Mood For Love happen*
BTS:
BH: oops
***for the sake of being funny Big Hit is just a strawman character representing their company rather than an actual person
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