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Sometimes it's ok to be wrong and irrational about things for as long as you are willing to aknowledge that the thing you think is fucking stupid. I have an irrational pet peeve about people who are super slow eaters. Like it just irrationally annoys me when you're having a meal with someone and they're like num num num num num uwu like they've got a gerbil-sized mouth in a human-sized body and can only take bites the size of a fingernail clipping.
It's like walking behind a slow walker but you can't like climb over their shoulder or anything. You just have to sit there and wait and watch them swallow one atom at a time, consuming one single sandwich at the same speed as rust eating an abandoned tractor. Watching their meal get cold before they're halfway through, and watching it start growing mould in the corners because they can't finish their food before something faster than them starts eating it.
I know people don't do that on purpose and it's entirely irrational of me to be frustrated about it, but
aaaaaaaaargh.
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I wanna die
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I AM FUCKING SICK
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Not your typical coat color in a cat



I think it's probably actually an orange kitten with a very 'sooty' cast to it.
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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#The Weekenders#this is one of my favorite episodes#i still constantly sing carvers check out my wheels song
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#seriously#i was on the couch asleep for a couple hoirs#finally moved to my bed and ice been wode awake for an hour now
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has one of your posts ever escaped containment?(screenshotted and put on other social media, not by you or anyone you know personally)
#does it count when the celebrity inmade the post about screenshot it and posted it to their Instagram story?#then yes
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bunch of pitt doodles I forgot to post here SORRY
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.
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The Arch looks better on a winning evening!
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