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The punch did stagger Yildun a bit! But, he's undeterred and smashing Lesath's face in! >:D

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the vet healed my cat too much

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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people are so insensitive to artists who are picking up a new medium. it's always "woah dude what the hell" and "whose blood even is that" never how was blender was blender fun

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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snail collection. which one’s your fav? 🐌

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Three retired surgeons were bragging about their accomplishments.

One doctor bragged that he had a patient show up with 2 legs missing from a tractor accident. He fixed him all up and he became the greatest basketball player of all time.

The next doctor bragged that he had a shark bite patient who had his arms bitten off. He fixed him up and he became a superstar NFL quarterback.

The third doctor laughed at them and said “Oh yeah? Well one time I had a patient arrive after being in a catastrophic car accident. The only thing they were able to recover was his asshole and a bag of Cheetos. I sewed him back together and he went on to become the president of the United States!”

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working on some new things! all of these will be stickers in my brand new shop!

with the monthly ko-fi membership, you'll get sketch pages, downloadables, 10% off, and access to these stickers!

the membership and stickers will help me determine which ones should be pins and help fund them! right now, the painter puppy will be a pin up for preorders.

when the shop opens, please consider checking out the new preorders or joining the membership! c: there will also be a new kitty plush up for preorders.

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very apt time for this

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its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

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miffy bakery ♡

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