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fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

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In depth Lilo & Stitch headcanon about public perception of the aliens:

Kokaua Town is aware there's Something going on with Jumba, Pleakley, and the experiments. Not aware that they're aliens yet, but some of these weird dogs speak like people! (Reuben, Slick, Heckler, Nosy).

Due to Jumba's... public Jumba-ness... people might have pieced together the whole "illegal genetic experiment" thing. Like, oh yeah, this weird man definitely did some illegal shit with animal genes. Maybe they think he's hiding out from the law and that's why he moved in with the Pelekais so quickly.

Nosy goes "they're aliens!" to the Jamesons, and the Jamesons probably end up thinking that Nosy meant illegal aliens- as in, people who immigrated illegally, and in this case for Jumba to hide from the law in his home country. Which is obviously Russia, based on his accent.

Maybe the moms in the PTA look at Pleakley with pity because it can't be easy having to uproot your entire life to move to another country because your husband is on the run from the law. Her weird mannerisms and confusion about everything? "Oh, she's just foreign."

Pleakley's gone out in public in male outfits sometimes, disguised as a human man. In the Christmas episode, he even goes out without a wig. So she's definitely visibly queer. But I doubt anyone brings it up. There might be some gossip behind her back, but to her face, everyone treats her as whatever gender she's going as today.

If Pleakley ever slips up and refers to Jumba as her roommate instead of her husband, well, of course they're not legally married. Gay marriage isn't legal in Russia, and it wasn't legal in Hawaii until 2013, about a decade after the series takes place. And Pleakley is visibly queer. So... yeah, makes sense.

The Pelekais are native Hawaiian, so it's clear Jumba and Pleakley aren't biologically related to them. Due to Stitch's obvious status as one of the experiments, however, it's generally assumed the two met the Pelekais through Lilo's genetically modified dog being Jumba's creation. Which is true, except Stitch isn't actually a modified dog, and Jumba isn't actually a Russian immigrant.

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I'm not sure, just…

Why? What? Why?

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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Unfortunately, this scene remained behind the scenes.

The last thing we know before Milton, with a black eye and scorched clothes, woke up in the Storybrooke Sheriff's Department detention center is that he was running away from the enraged Emma and Regina.

How the EAH kids would react to the OUAT versions of their parents— Part 2!

I decided that I actually don’t care if anyone is having fun with this except for me, because this is MY stupid ass thought experiment! Ok here we go:

Duchess(?) & Emma (There’s no Ugly Duckling kid in EAH so I went with the next best choice): Emma thinks Duchess is the most annoying kid to ever walk the earth. Duchess thinks Emma is the worst. Then Emma finds out that Duchess’ destiny role involves her dying and is like “Ah HELL naw” and beats the shit out of Milton.

Rosabella & Belle: Rosabella is all like “Please dump that scumbag, he isn’t worth your time” and Belle is like “You are FIFTEEN years old, and you figured out how fucked up my life is in TWO seconds?!”

Daring, Dexter, Darling & David: David likes all of them a lot. He relates to the twins because he gets what it’s like not to measure up to expectations. He relates to Daring, on the other hand, because they are both deeply stupid.

Sparrow & Robin: At first, Robin is like “Hey, this kid is fun. I like him a lot.” Then after a few hours with this dude he’s like “Someone please kill me.”

Cerise, Ramona & Ruby: These three get along swimmingly. Having Ruby around makes Cerise less ashamed of being a Badwolf, and she tells Milton all about her when she gets back to school. Milton, having already gotten his shit rocked by Emma, nearly dies hearing there’s someone out there who is both Red Riding Hood AND the wolf.

Farrah &, by technicality, Rumple: Farrah is normally a very calm, collected person. But lowkey I think this son of a bitch would finally set her over the edge. I can’t remember who I saw posting that she should use her wand to shank somebody, but hey, I got a great idea for who she could use it on…

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I'm a terrible runner, I'm in deep shit.

If you don't understand why, look under the bench.

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

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New writing rule: Checkov’s friend

If you introduce a named character with a relationship to a protagonist, their character arc must be resolved in a way that feels reasonable and satisfying

Which is to say: they can’t just dissappear when they’re no longer a convenient plot device

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I swear the received wisdom we're developing about how to clock AI authorship is going to end up doing more harm than good. "Generative language models don't remember what they've written before, so plot holes in fanfic are a red flag that the author is using AI" yeah, and you know who else doesn't remember what they wrote last chapter?

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happy pride moth

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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

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Kitty will be like Jefferson or Belle remembering everything but instead of becoming a hermit or ending up locked in a mental institution she will cause trouble for everyone for her own amusement

At least in the time line of the first season.

I was trying to draw something and I was like.

Henry, my boy, what color are your eyes?!

Because I first drew them blue, and then I went to Pinterest and searched for it, and I ended up messing it up to brown, because in most of the pictures he had it so dark that the color looks black, which usually happens with brown eyes.

And yes, the sketch shows him and Raven from EAH playing video games, ignore it

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not to be a bitch but we gotta stop giving disney attention, end stop. they think they can do LESS than bare minimum (not even remaining faithful to original material) and make money and they CAN. they’re selling nostalgia and infusing it w right wing propaganda and you’re still giving them time and money

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Frozen: After years of longing I am finally reunited with my sister whom I love.

Frozen II: Bye.

Wreck-It Ralph: After years of abuse and neglect I've made a friend who admires and respects me.

Ralph Breaks The Internet: Bye.

Lilo and Stitch: After years of struggle and trauma I've made friends who admire and respect me and I can stay united with my sister whom I love.

Lilo and Stitch (2025): Bye.

Disney, do you have something you need to talk about? Any issues? Anything at all?

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The myth that knights could barely move in their armor has finally been dispelled by Thrillist