jimmy-carter-official
jimmy-carter-official
Official blog of the 39th president of the USA
24 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
he fucking what
i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
160K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
i believe i may be on a road to nowhere, fellow citizens
21 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
my fellow citizens, I urge you to cast your vote for the King of Rock and Roll himself, Elvis Presley
OK. All the blogs in this special round 0 are under the cut. Every odd number is against the even below it. We'll see how tumblr feels about the bracket image this time, but I'm not posting it until this round 0 is over.
Due to not wanting to spam your feeds and also the tumblr post limit (there are 253 polls this round!), I will be spreading these out via the queue, posting 50 a day.
1: hasgavlebockenburneddownyet
2: flareon-fanart-collection
3: the-compressor
4: rat-detector-but-evil
5: cantheywinthehungergames
6: official-fluffy-posts
7: would-you-punt-them
8: dailyhomestarfacts
9: ominous-signs
10: rat-detector-24
11: throckmorton-the-skater
12: dailytricksterfox
13: identifying-dogs
14: disappointed-by-lack-of-soup
15: identifying-cat-phenotypes
16: the-real-yahoo-mail
17: alphabetcompletionist
18: guillotinema
19: bocchidaily2024
20: the-official-netherlands
21: makingyourfavesinwebfishing
22: rat-detector-detector-detector
23: yesornopolls
24: posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia
25: elvis-official
26: ebugsdotjpeg
27: crane-detector
28: word-problem-posting
29: onionpainter
30: rat-detector-fail
31: i-make-things-snakes
32: the-djavulsksilverhaj
33: onenicebugperday
34: funnier-when-objectum
35: things-that-are-weezer-blue
36: no-stupid-questions-official
37: i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
38: mysticmagicrat
39: hot-take-tournament
40: rat-detector-8x
41: cantheykillmacbeth
42: is-this-shakespearean-accurate
43: bear-detector
44: inside-outtakes-daily
45: localairport
46: the-demonhaj
47: cat-spotted
48: suddenlyveryloud
49: probablybadrpgideas
50: your-fav-is-divorced
51: parentheses-posts
52: sans-in-heat
53: ifitwasediblewouldyoueatit
54: same-pic-of-the-blue-moon
55: mcmansionhell
56: dailykafka
57: ofishal-fish-posts
58: gimmick-spice-tolerance-bracket
59: really-fucked-up-stimboards
60: polishpriests
61: identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts
62: iloveants
63: gimmick-blog-bracket
64: the-actual-ocean
65: pointless-achievements
66: digital-slenderman
67: making-your-fave-in-fr
68: twopartposts
69: creatures-in-posts
70: not-a-trampoline-daily
71: echo-flower-from-undertale
72: e-counter
73: is-the-post-reliable
74: the-magentahaj
75: the-timeloop-tourney
76: friend-myth-kill
77: couldtransitionsaveher
78: smashorpassgilf
79: ginger-ale-official
80: is-this-fascism
81: official-boob-posts
82: los-camp-daily
83: yesterdays-xkcd
84: earth-updates-today
85: rat-detector
86: fuck-you-in-particular
87: making-you-in-ponytown
88: i-shelve-posts
89: haveyouatethisfruit
90: new-dinosaurs
91: cantheysurvive2001aspaceodyssey
92: stereosexuals-daily
93: does-this-require-cyanobacteria
94: rat-detector-333
95: mammalidentifier
96: is-your-post-grey
97: kittybroker
98: dilfs-dot-com
99: howoldisjimmycarter
100: pokemonbattletournament
101: reallybadblackoutpoems
102: unhelpfultarot
103: postsofbabel
104: the-offical-vine
105: drawing-you-as-a-critter
106: incorrectconspiracytheorist
107: arewebeholdingaman
108: the-official-chaldea
109: lowpolyanimals
110: the-real-will-wood-daily
111: i-want-tennis-ball
112: united-states-health-care
113: snailifier
114: locked-in-or-tweaking
115: the-purple-painter
116: the-actual-catacombs
117: rick-roller
118: identifying-spacecraft-in-posts
119: parappa-raps
120: inthetags
121: little-bitch-detector
122: elitegreet
123: blood-heritage-posts
124: words-that-could-be-jtoh-towers
125: scp-threats-is-back
126: ratdetectordetectordetectordet
127: fake-post-archive
128: ratdectector23
129: one-time-i-dreamt
130: could-they-win-a-holy-grail-war
131: shirtsthatgohard
132: rhinoceros-beetle-official
133: tf2heritageposts
134: pokemon-cards-hourly
135: everydayspamton
136: rat-detector-334
137: in-the-bible
138: fav-character-shroin-count
139: identifying-horses-in-posts
140: cactus-detector
141: peoplegettingkindamadatfood
142: spirit-phone-daily
143: official-mantis-shrimp-posts
144: rat-detector-236
145: whatcoloristhatcat
146: rat-eliminator
147: identifying-maille-weaves
148: the-lilahaj
149: things-that-are-not-true
150: ratdetector-x26
151: terriblerealestateagentphotos
152: in-case-i-die-daily
153: hellsite-proteins
154: good-pokemon-center-reviews
155: how-many-letters
156: characters-with-garlic-bread
157: same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day
158: costcopizzablog
159: shrimpradar
160: do-you-know-this-adhd-character
161: identifying-cars-in-posts
162: shakespearean-suffering
163: the-firey-painter
164: official-wasp-posts
165: identifying-birds
166: pale-fur-my-moirail
167: carbon-monoxide-detector
168: out-of-context-tbcu
169: sealsdaily
170: a-counter
171: counter-facts-i-just-made-up
172: linguistwho
173: validwarriorcatsnames
174: the-litenhaj
175: i-type-things
176: fr-winn-dixie
177: hellsite-hall-of-fame
178: official-hater-posts
179: miscellaneous-marios
180: content-free
181: eroticismofthemachinedetector
182: weeklycandacedrawings
183: asciicompletionist
184: the-rosahaj
185: my-hobby-is-finding-the-source
186: anarchist-chess
187: the-hex-project
188: would-you-eat-them
189: apolladay
190: hajtale
191: evilwizard
192: the-aftonsparv
193: i-give-worms
194: official-knight-posts
195: fluttershywheresheshouldntbe
196: pokemontheywouldhave
197: card-of-the-day
198: mtg-cards-hourly
199: writing-prompt-s
200: mcr5-thoughts-every-other-day
201: memes-to-show-the-past
202: ratdetectortheninth
203: can-they-lift-thors-hammer
204: rat-detectors-detector
205: is-jk-rowling-dead-yet
206: orca-detector
207: amphibianaday
208: jstor
209: dark-wil-wheaton
210: chicago-mentioned
211: critter-creature-or-beast
212: civilisation-updates
213: yeahokayillreblogthat
214: worldofultimategaming
215: maryland-officially
216: fecundinex-official
217: whoishotteranimepolls
218: towhee-enjoyer
219: official-linguistics-post
220: t-counter
221: text-inverter
222: blorbo-court
223: latinare
224: detector-rat
225: making-you-in-atlyss
226: the-turkoshaj
227: i-give-you-a-fish
228: videos-i-didnt-make
229: i-make-things-spheres
230: 1337sp34kr
231: amongus-text-detector
232: rat-detector-16
233: alonglistofbirds
234: half-fey-freak-of-nature
235: girl-detector
236: cursed-facebook-marketplace
237: mouse-spotted
238: accidental-will-wood-reference
239: dear-ao3
240: daily-pokemon-polls
241: googlyeyesonmagiccards
242: totally-france
243: baba-is-blog
244: neilcicierega-daily
245: rat-detector-detector
246: i-give-you-a-manul
247: xkcd-for-that
248: r-ominous-positivity
249: who-jumps-for-the-beef
250: ace-attorney-smash-or-pass
251: making-you-in-spore
252: binas-official
253: i-say-ok
254: rat-detector-redacted
255: couldtheycatchkira
256: connection-terminated-blog
257: identifying-typewriters-in-posts
258: ratdetector13
259: post-store
260: unitedstatesoffandom
261: booktomoviebrawl
262: same-picture-of-benson-every-day
263: bestanimal
264: poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts
265: secondbeatsongs
266: museum-place-of-guys
267: musical-posts
268: libraryofbabel-postlocator
269: todays-xkcd
270: the-gimmick-teachers
271: numberscompletionist
272: am-i-the-asshole-official
273: the-glitter-painter
274: mcr-reference
275: eggblackoutpoetry
276: shinypokemonshowdown
277: rating-shittysawtraps
278: fnaf-flags
279: translatingpostsinfrench
280: rat-detector-twelve
281: pressxtosetfree
282: the-blahaj
283: transit-fag
284: orange-content-rater
285: lichenaday
286: eatorfuck
287: i-identify-guns-in-posts
288: daily-kobold-facts
289: front-facing-pokemon
290: apple-counter
291: thoughts-of-eel
292: rat-detector-19x
293: official-crab-posts
294: its-target-official
295: making-you-in-roblox
296: the-purpurhaj
297: aita-blorbos
298: mcytblrconfessions
299: doyoulikethissong-poll
300: i-remove-color-from-posts
301: flametexting-posts
302: medici-official
303: dailyhatsune
304: litwtc-referrer
305: cat-identifier
306: the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st
307: dailyquests
308: posts-without-the-letter-e
309: the-magenta-painter
310: space-update-today
311: haveyouheardthisband
312: videogameaxolotls
313: i-make-things-into-faces
314: eial-daily
315: the-haiku-bot
316: rat-detector-84
317: ao3org
318: your-fave-as-a-fate-servant
319: would-they-survive
320: chess-rook
321: making-you-in-sticky-business
322: born-against-daily
323: catcrumb
324: birdcounter
325: wtf-scientific-papers
326: is-it-ranboos-birthday
327: herpsandbirds
328: reading-comp-wrong-answers
329: ryunumber
330: c-counter
331: randomitemdrop
332: squeakdreamsresort
333: gimmick-thief-thief
334: favevostagepoll
335: simplified-birds
336: nom-nom-counter
337: i-make-things-content-aware
338: cookieclickercookieeater
339: ca-dmv-bot
340: rat-detector-the-22nd
341: rotating-donuts-blog
342: duothelingo
343: couldtheybekira
344: etho-spotted
345: contextfreepatentart
346: svard-haj
347: fixing-bad-posts
348: starskids-twisted-daily
349: the-icy-painter
350: rat-detector-the-26th
351: jesus-holding-your-fave
352: goodpokeaniscreencaps
353: making-you-in-lps
354: finding-tv-girl
355: is-destiel-canon-yet
356: rat-detector-13
357: it-hurts-to-post
358: rat-detector-seven
359: aistobascistod
360: nether-have-i-ever
361: shit-hdb-would-say
362: objectum-culture-is
363: hitboxesonstockimages
364: black-parade-daily
365: howdotheyliketheirsteak
366: lemondemonlyrics-daily
367: its-wednesday-sparkle-on
368: king-of-the-gods-zeus
369: certifiednewyorkposts
370: jeweledmonstera
371: todaysbird
372: south-carolina-detector
373: the-disempunctuationer
374: scale-polls
375: theyshapedlikefriends
376: big-mayo-official
377: elementcattos
378: massachusetts-official
379: theshitpostcalligrapher
380: hawaii-part-ii-daily
381: fish-identifier
382: the-universe-devs
383: identifying-cars-in-art
384: snake-spotted
385: banjobebleping
386: rat-detector-the-21st
387: relevant-wikipedia-articles
388: noahbaumbachmaritalstatus
389: shark-detector
390: rat-detector36
391: gimmickblog-taxonomist
392: official-level-5
393: peeledpokemon
394: bad-time-analogies
395: bovineblogger
396: the-eldritch-skrackhaj
397: periodiccompletionist
398: soniclesbianflags
399: ohio-thestate
400: fakest-thickwoman
401: bible-word-counter
402: rat-detector-the-18th
403: gimmick-thief
404: colorpicked-flags-from-one-guy
405: three-dee-ess
406: salem-village-everyday
407: the-frightening-ghoul
408: cool-rocks-official
409: bugthingsdaily
410: how-much-yellow
411: is-it-out-of-touch-thursday
412: ditto-dex
413: todays-problematic-ship
414: how-many-purples
415: thefoilguy
416: your-fave-as-owl
417: whatsthebird
418: the-first-bank
419: accidental-homestuck
420: thingsthatcannotsaveyou
421: what-day-of-the-week
422: jamface-daily
423: househeritageposts
424: fictitious-grail-war
425: fox-detector
426: spine-gif
427: hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard
428: rat-dedecdor
429: worlds-worst-ships
430: marinememes
431: dyktvideogamesfx
432: best-u-of-feenis-program
433: official-olm-posts
434: frollosuggestions
435: lesserknowncryptids
436: random-askbox-shit
437: hands-you-a-spatula
438: alyrictoasongbythecranewives
439: transparentcatpngs
440: sideblog-with-everyone
441: the-reverser
442: rat-detector-72
443: charl0ttan
444: pokemonxniccage
445: is-deltarune-tomorrow
446: ratdetector-x11
447: official-cannibalism-posts
448: hituwithabat
449: magic-vending-machine
450: universal-posting
451: statistical-distr-of-polls
452: incorrect-guilty-gear
453: dog-spotted
454: cccc-reference-counter
455: can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture
456: moonpawmybeloved
457: dailypokemoncrochet
458: rat-detector-the-14th
459: post-uwuifier
460: incaseimakeit-daily
461: makingyourfavindti
462: willwoodoutofcontext
463: was-house-fruity
464: bozarotexts
465: textposttropes
466: i-add-ampersands-to-posts
467: free-post-store
468: rat-detector-rat-89
469: sat-a-day
470: willwooddaily
471: wouldyoudoitforaklondikebar
472: c-official
473: where-is-tom-scott-today
474: tfihwg-daily
475: littleguysdaily
476: rainworld-name-verifier
477: badjokesbyjeff
478: rat-detector-to-the-5th-power
479: identifying-planes-in-posts
480: guiltygearofficial
481: doyouknowthisdisabledcharacter
482: official-bee-posts
483: making-you-in-mc
484: rat-detector-thirteen
485: voiceclaim-polls
486: walmart-the-official
487: tf2-post-archive
488: olipopsoda
489: making-u-a-cube
490: rat-detector-15
491: identifying-guns-in-posts
492: dailyiiwheelship
493: postanagramgenerator
494: will-wood-referrer
495: punctuation-completionist
496: daily-vitamin-an
497: i-give-chess-pieces-to-people
498: left-handed-minecraft-mobs
499: colourpickingpride
500: eurovision-song-bracket
501: incognitopolls
502: self-proclaimed-brick-expert
503: shittysawtraps
504: self-ish-daily
505: i-give-olms-to-people
506: scromble
264 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
starting a rumour that the tape that’s released is only part 1 and there’s one more tape to be released an extra secret tape if you will
195 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Note
i deeply apologize for the hurt i caused you miss eeveeangelion, may i give you signed allman brothers records as recompense?
was it you that attacked Jimmy Carter on April 20, 1979?
yes that was me. i sought to awaken his warrior's spirit so that he could slay ronald reagan in single combat
919 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Note
well thank you tumblr user estrogenesis-eeveeangelion, without you that dastardly crook would still be around today, but please next time, don't mess with me on 4/20, my buddy Gregg always comes over with his brother and friends
was it you that attacked Jimmy Carter on April 20, 1979?
yes that was me. i sought to awaken his warrior's spirit so that he could slay ronald reagan in single combat
919 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
Sam: hey Cass! I made you a drivers licence to go with your truck. Kind of a tradition between me and Dean that when you first drive by yourself you get one with your real name. Well, I guess two people isn't much of a tradition, but, here! I know it's a bit late but, y'know, there was a lot going on.
Cas: thank you that's very.............[squints at the details] the name is wrong.
Sam: Oh, well, you needed a surname and I thought Winchester would be-
Cas: No, that's fine. But my name is Cas.
Sam: Yeah, I put Cass.
Cas: No, it's Cas. With one S. My name is Castiel. Can you not- do you not know how to spell my name? Sam, if you need to borrow Jack's reading books, you just need to ask him, he'd be happy to help you.
Sam: Wh- dude I know how to spell! But we've been spelling your name as Cass-two-Ss this entire time. That's how you spell Cass!
Cas: We? As in, both of you? And - not Bobby surely? He knew how to spell my name?
Sam: Look, look, look I can prove it. [Pulls out his Blackberry that he's kept since 2009 and scrolls up a text chain with Dean] Look, "CASS said we're all boned." That's like two days after he met you.
Cas: I- this is...ah I understand. You faked this. You're doing a prank on me. Some sort of Gabriel-esque unreality game. I will not be fooled again, as I was when you showed me the video of "house hippos". Well played, Sam, but not well enough.
Sam: I'm not- urgh, [calling out] DEAN
Dean [yelling back from the kitchen] YEAH?
Sam: HOW DO YOU SPELL CASS? ONE S OR TWO?
Dean: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM, MAN? IT RHYMES WITH ASS. TWO.
Sam: see? And Dean gave you that name so really, he's the authority. You're Cass.
Cas:
Sam:
Cas:
Sam:
Cass, resigned: our partnership has been built on a foundation of misunderstanding and foolishness. But still we must endure. Thank you for the card. Samm.
Samm: You're welcome. Hey. Did you just feel like a, reverberation in the universe? Like something small but significant has changed?
Cass: No.
Samm: Ah, that's a relief.
Deen: HEY EVERYBODY, COME GET SOME LUNCH.
3K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
THE DAY OF LANGUAGES!!!
This 7th of May, 2025, we use our own language again!
If your language, native or not, is something other than English, on May 7th you can speak that language all day!
You’ll blog in your chosen language(s) all day: text posts, replies, tags (except triggers and organisational tags).
Regardless of what language people choose to speak to you, you can answer in your own.
Non-verbal, non-written languages (like sign language and dialects) are more than welcome! See my FAQ for tips
English native speakers can participate in any other language they're studying/have studied/know.
The tag is gonna be #Speak Your Language Day or #spyld for short.
Please submit me some language facts for me to share on this day <3
Pinned post and FAQ
3K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Bob the Drag Queen being arrested at a protest in Bryant Park, New York (2010)
14K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
Listen nothing hits the religious trauma AND the closet trauma AND the daddy issues AND the rebellious gay thoughts AND the genderfuckery quite like Supernatural. Shadowhunters and Good Omens are GREAT but they only hit one of those things each. Two, tops.
2K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
Instead of using butter for your grilled cheese, you should switch to linux. You can set up a virtual machine to try out various distros to see which ones work best for your needs
24K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 4 months ago
Text
PEANUTS! ALLMAN BROTHERS! I DIDN'T DO WAR CRIMES!
Say what you want about Dick Nixon, but at least I didn't sleep my way to the presidency. UNLIKE SOMEONE I KNOW! @kennedy-official
17 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 5 months ago
Text
The orb is not of any national security concern at this point in time.
Somewhat regretting sending Paul to the orb
11 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 5 months ago
Text
aardvarkingmad, You are being ridiculed by the 39th president of the United States.
what if we sent classified war plans to an unsecure groupchat with a journalist? and we’re were both high ranking officials in the United States government? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
8K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 5 months ago
Note
wanting to make an ai for the purporse of replacing an actual person who does a bit for fun is already insane. but even more insane is that person straight up telling you "don't do that" and deciding to still make an ai replica of you. like, wtf. if you're going to ignore being told no why even ask.
Woah mama they expected the answer to be yes and got petulant when it wasn't
135 notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
15K notes · View notes
jimmy-carter-official · 5 months ago
Note
technically garnet was a former member of a colonial empire so a white garnet headcanon may still be less odd than cis guy june egbert
ok i get what you're saying but this is a piss port attempt to split hairs. (1) participating in a colonial empire doesnt make you white (????) and (2) garnet was never a member of the gempire, Ruby and Sapphire were and their fusion is what caused them to quit. i know more about american girl dolls than you do genius
42 notes · View notes