jimmy-the-worm

[jimmy-the-worm]

I eat worms

What is wrong with you?!

[jimmy-the-worm]

Aw man...

I practically looked all OVER the place and I STILL haven't found one!

You know, bug hunts are always better in old, broken down places, because they thrive in them. And I mean, YOU look like they'd be crawling all over you!

You know, I really like bugs. I have stickers too! Puffy ones!

You look like a guy who'd like spiders! You know what spiders are, right? They're sooooooo COOL!

I mean, have you seen them make webs? They're super pretty!

And with the amount of webs I saw in here, I thought there'd be at least one...

You know, a lot of people are scared of spiders, but I have no idea why!

Oh, have you seen a spider nearby? You know, if you think about it, arachnids are a bit more sophisticated than the "bug" title.

Have you? Have you?

A worm slid through a nearby crack! Except... it wasn't quite a worm. He left some sort of raw sewage behind him as he stepped towards you, smiling and waving.

Hi, weird TV dude! Have you seen any bugs nearby?

@jimmy-the-worm

{Harley looks confused}

"No, I haven't..."

[jimmy-the-worm]

Oh...

So that's why they started to smell weird!

I didn't mean to kill those birds! Awh man...

What if they have bird children and... and the bird children don't see their bird parents come home?

They'd be, like, super sad!

Jimmy frowned, looking down at the ground solemnly for a moment before looking back up at you.

Uncle steven, am I a bad worm? For killing those birds? Even though I didn't mean to?

Hey uncle steven! I got my tail chopped off!

Jimmy presents the small stub to you, beaming.

I was super brave when it happened too! I didn't even cry!

-🪱(thats right im BACK after like 5 decades yayayay)

“WH- WAH YOU- ARE YOU ALRIGHT..?? TH- WHY DID- H…-?”

[jimmy-the-worm]

Yeah, I'm fine!

I got it stuck in a bear trap when I was playing with some ladybugs in the woods and the doctors had to chop it off because it was super infected. More infected than it should be. I was literally leaking gasoline!

It'll grow back to normal in, like, three weeks!

Oh, here's the coolest part, I fed the chopped off piece to some birds outside! As a peace offering! I don't think they'll bother me anymore!

Also, after I fed them, they went straight to sleep! They fell over! It was so funny. They must've been so tired though. That's why I sleep for a full night!

Well, recently, I've been sleeping more, because mom told me all the growing happens when I sleep. I even slept longer than usual today!

Hey uncle steven! I got my tail chopped off!

Jimmy presents the small stub to you, beaming.

I was super brave when it happened too! I didn't even cry!

-🪱(thats right im BACK after like 5 decades yayayay)

“WH- WAH YOU- ARE YOU ALRIGHT..?? TH- WHY DID- H…-?”

[jimmy-the-worm]

I'll eat anything!

...literally

something something.... treats!

Jimmy is wearing a dinosaur costume! Epick!

-🪱

“..I.. I am unsure what you’d like. But I do not have much.”

[he’s not used to Halloween! As in; Steven has never celebrated it before.]

[jimmy-the-worm]

You mean those long brown things that come off of trees?

I think I have some... in my pocket...

Jimmy pulled out a few comically sticks that scientifically cannot fit into his pocket.

Are these ok?

Uncle Steven,

I frewed up.

-🪱

“..A. ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? Do you need anything..??”

[jimmy-the-worm]

Huh.

Can we burn this one?

And then we can put him into a little pot. Just like grandma.

Uncle Steven,

I frewed up.

-🪱

“..A. ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? Do you need anything..??”

[jimmy-the-worm]

That's OK...

I just want ya to be there.

Jimmy looked back up at you.

Where do people even bury bugs?

...

What happens to bugs when they die?

Uncle Steven,

I frewed up.

-🪱

“..A. ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? Do you need anything..??”

[jimmy-the-worm]

Can we bury him?

I-I feel really bad for eating him, it was an accident.

Jimmy sniffled, looking down at the spider.

I didn't mean to.

Uncle Steven,

I frewed up.

-🪱

“..A. ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? Do you need anything..??”

[jimmy-the-worm]

I...

I accidentally ate a bug.

Jimmy was shaking as he held out the regurgitated spider

I was sleeping a-and it crawled into my mouth, and then when I was waking up I frewed up and he was in there.

Uncle Steven,

I frewed up.

-🪱

“..A. ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? Do you need anything..??”

[jimmy-the-worm]

barks at yuo

chat I might be gone for a bit

I have a life yknow

Anyways art from my side blog @jimmy-the-worm

[jimmy-the-worm]

Hehe, thanks.

I put a lot of thought into it.

I think there's glittery ones in there too, if you want them.

Oh, speaking of glitter, I tried draw a flower instead of bugs.

There is a bit of spilled glitter at the bottom, please ignore that

I think it's a sunflower.

You ever notice how they look at the sun all the time? I learned that flowers eat the light the sun gives off. That might be why it looks at it so much.

Jimmy handed you his sketchbook labeled "Flowers" opened to the page with the sunflower. There was glitter at the bottom... and a bit of what you'd assume would be more of that toxic slime he sweats.

Is it good? Do you like it?

Hey, Uncle Steven!

I practiced cleaning the bathrooms at home, and i'm practically a professional now.

Anyways, I got more scratch and sniff flowers! This page has daffodils.

You like those, right?

Daffodils remind me of that big burning star in the sky.

Jimmy showed you the pages with more scratch and sniff flowers

-🪱

“Hm? Oh? Both of those are good. Also, yes. I do like daffodils. They usually mean new beginnings and hope. Isn’t that interesting? Also, y.. you mean the sun?”

[YAYY HE GOT MORE FLOWER STICKERS CHAT. he’s going to be gay and put stickers on Jake’s phone head.]

[jimmy-the-worm]

What sticker book?

Jimmy looked over to you, thinking for a second

Oh right!

Well, I went to ceilingcart and found this sticker book filled with scratch and sniff flower stickers!!

And I wanted to buy them for you, for being such a nice uncle and putting up with me.

That means you're strong! Not many people can do that...

Jimmy fiddled with the sticker book pages for a bit, glancing away.

Anyways, here! Consider it a gift.

He handed you the book. The start of a floral sticker collection.

Hey, Uncle Steven!

I practiced cleaning the bathrooms at home, and i'm practically a professional now.

Anyways, I got more scratch and sniff flowers! This page has daffodils.

You like those, right?

Daffodils remind me of that big burning star in the sky.

Jimmy showed you the pages with more scratch and sniff flowers

-🪱

“Hm? Oh? Both of those are good. Also, yes. I do like daffodils. They usually mean new beginnings and hope. Isn’t that interesting? Also, y.. you mean the sun?”

[YAYY HE GOT MORE FLOWER STICKERS CHAT. he’s going to be gay and put stickers on Jake’s phone head.]

[jimmy-the-worm]

Oh, so that's the sun.

Jimmy looked up at the sun, thinking about his new revelation.

That's the thing that I'm not supposed to stare at?

There's a big, yellow, eye-catching, burning blob in the sky and they want me to ignore that?

Hey, Uncle Steven!

I practiced cleaning the bathrooms at home, and i'm practically a professional now.

Anyways, I got more scratch and sniff flowers! This page has daffodils.

You like those, right?

Daffodils remind me of that big burning star in the sky.

Jimmy showed you the pages with more scratch and sniff flowers

-🪱

“Hm? Oh? Both of those are good. Also, yes. I do like daffodils. They usually mean new beginnings and hope. Isn’t that interesting? Also, y.. you mean the sun?”

[YAYY HE GOT MORE FLOWER STICKERS CHAT. he’s going to be gay and put stickers on Jake’s phone head.]

[jimmy-the-worm]

wake up in the morning, feeling like p-diddy

square phone jake is real

@ask-steven-stevenson i wokeded up good morning

[jimmy-the-worm]

Then we should go to the playground sometime!

It's really cool, there's swings and stuff.

Ooh, and flowers.

And I can show you how fast I can slide with my slime.

It'll be super fun.

uncle, i radioactivitied all over the bathroom floor

-🪱(wow i wonder who this could be im really pondering here im sitting on a stone thinking with one hand on my chin)

“One, I do not believe I am your uncle. So, please refer to me by name. Secondly. What do you MEAN.”

“Euh.. I’ll just get a worker to clean it up.”

[jimmy-the-worm]

so you were a furry?

Huh.

I'm not furry, I'm more slimy.

Is there even a term for that?

You know, the slime helps me slide real good. Especially on the slide.

I got hurt one time, after producing a bit too much slime.

Have you ever slid down a slide before?

uncle, i radioactivitied all over the bathroom floor

-🪱(wow i wonder who this could be im really pondering here im sitting on a stone thinking with one hand on my chin)

“One, I do not believe I am your uncle. So, please refer to me by name. Secondly. What do you MEAN.”

“Euh.. I’ll just get a worker to clean it up.”