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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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dug up ancient wips from forever ago that i never finished… the quintessential au

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I wouldn't be as much bothered by the "how to dress right for your body type! :)" guides if they didn't presume to know what people want to look like. Ok you've got a guide on how to minimise one's most distinct features, one for every body type. But what if someone who's naturally long and gangly wants to emphasise how much they look like several David Bowies stacked on top of each other, or someone who's short and round wants to make sure that everyone is aware that she's as wide as she is tall with tits to match?

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If you use Duolingo, maybe don't anymore? The company is moving to be "AI-first" and is using AI to generate their content. Meaning, AI is now generating your language lessons.

They announced that they were going to use AI for this a while back but now they're annoucing that they're getting rid of the contractors reviewing the AI generated content. So, very soon Duolingo is just going to be AI generated slop that might not even be correct.

For alternatives, I'd recommend checking with your local library. For instance, mine offers Rosetta Stone for free if you have a library card.

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I will continue to draw sister daniel in cute outfits and you can’t Stop me

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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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one of the big anatomy things that fucks me up is that your foot is as long as your lower arm from elbow to wrist. who decided this

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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So zoning codes exist to prevent people from having to live in polluted areas, right?

So why do most zoning codes only allow apartment buildings on busy arterial roads where the air pollution is at its worst

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there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

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Marsha P Johnson with Snoopy

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i image if you're dan and phil then posting on instagram must feel a lot like dropping food into a fish tank

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laying an egg hard and loud