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omg so many people are completely missing the point here. The whole comment section is drinking directly from the can, with the sole exception of this exchange in the replies which totally needs to be highlighted. It's definitely extra, just ... not quite as intended.

Edit: Figured I should help out

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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now I want to discover a new species of something small and harmless like a moth and name it “humaneater” just for kicks.

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.

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Glad she finally figured it out

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

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Yes, we need more exposure on how our prison waste systems empty into public parks!

Hamster escapes prison | source                          

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This is what happens when you hire people who grew up playing Scribblenauts.

Aerial Pruning Skills

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Hm, yeah, have you also considered growing your own avocados, and making your own toast? Seems like that might be cheaper?

"you should cancel your discord nitro if you have it" yea ok should i cancel my yacht trip while I'm at it? and my private chef

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YOU STUCK YOUR FRIENDS IN YOUR WHAT?

they love they puter!!!!!

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I want this just to open a lewd image and point the screen at Toad.

Officially licensed smartphone stand sold exclusively at the Super Nintendo World theme park in Japan, consisting of a worried Toad holding up the phone.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source

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The new Zelda BOTW sequal agrees with you.

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

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I thought this was some photoshop concept of “What if Earthworms were 20 foot long.”

12,000 Year old Mammoth tusk found in Siberia                          

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This is the water la croix uses to get their flavours

“Ghost apples”. These are formed when water freezes around a rotting apple. The fruit eventually liquifies and drips out, leaving the ice shell. 

Source

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White people when they see a vuvuzela: hooty sticks

White people when they scroll grindr: ah fiddle whoo???

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

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You joke, but until you log in to google/facebook that is literally what big tech are thinking

new phone who am i

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You really just drew a dick on a bird

What animal looks like it would screm the loudest

the bare-throated bellbird is so loud that it can cause permanent damage to human hearing at close range!

and they absolutely look like it.

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Well they probably gave first place trophys to milennials in the first place. The milennials who done worse than first place got the participation trophy.

The boomers complaining about millennials wanting “participation trophies” are the ones who gave them to millennials in the first place.

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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

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