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jiqster (jiqstress?) why do you never really my posts they are very cool and funny and you like me right

yes i like you right and in order to reblog cool and funny posts there need to be cool and funny posts so i'm looking forward to more in the future

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welp you just compelled me to find the original post

this exchange I had with @jintsi

it continues

Discuss.

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SOON will be ONE O'CLOCK AM and i'm going to SLEEP, doing the same HIGHLY ENCOURAGED

jiqster (jiqstress?) why do you never really my posts they are very cool and funny and you like me right

yes i like you right and in order to reblog cool and funny posts there need to be cool and funny posts so i'm looking forward to more in the future

[jintsi]

jiqster (jiqstress?) why do you never really my posts they are very cool and funny and you like me right

yes i like you right and in order to reblog cool and funny posts there need to be cool and funny posts so i'm looking forward to more in the future

[jintsi]

now i know how it feels to be the one cishet friend in a full trans friendgroup. drone you are not allowed to comment on this post

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(You couldn't find your hand.)

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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HOW AM I JUST NOW LEARNING that there's a 90s cartoon about a crossdressing vigilante hunting down zombies who looks like THIS:

with the goons in question being led by a little kid who uses 'YOU FOOLS' in every other sentence named JOSE VON REICHTER.

JOSE

VON

GODDAMN

REICHTER

who looks like THIS:

AND the animation of FLIPPIN' Trigger!?

Was ANYONE going to tell me??

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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One unanticipated thing about doing set theory is how Fraktur script induces a fight or flight response. I go to Oktoberfest and am immediately in combat mode

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I'm turning off the Law of Excluded Middle for a short while! :3

Have fun! :3

Or not! Or something else! :3

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Some of the Death Note's rules are really funny if you think of them as clarifications for users, necessary fixes to address exploits, or bugs that the Shinigami king isn't going to fix.

If a Death Note owner accidentally misspells a person's name four times, that person will be free from being killed by the Death Note. -> patch to fix exploit where users would attempt to brute force killing someone by writing every possible name in the Death Note

However, if the Death Note owner intentionally misspells the name four times, the owner will die. -> Patch fix to stop exploit where users would try to grant themselves immunity

The person whose name was misspelled four times on purpose will not be free of death by a Death Note. -> Necessary clarification because users thought they could grant someone else immunity

If the same name is written in two or more Death Notes within 0.06 seconds, the entry is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Notes will not take effect and the individual will not die. -> Rare bug related to When the same name is written in two or more Death Notes, the Note which was used first will take effect, regardless of the time of death. Root cause is server requests first check if the same existing request was already made. Simultaneous requests assume the other request is valid and delete themselves. Will Not Fix. Bug is rare and fixing it could result in new exploits related to repeatedly writing a person's name in the Death Note.

When you write multiple names in the Death Note and then write down one cause of death within 40 seconds of writing the first victim's name, the cause will take effect for all the written names. Also, after writing the cause of death, even if the conditions of death are written within six minutes and 40 seconds in the human world, the conditions will apply only to the victims for whom they are possible. Those for whom the conditions are not possible will simply die from the specified cause. -> Code bug caused by undefined and ambiguous input syntax. Will Not Fix.

Once the victim's name, cause of death, and conditions of death have been written down in the Death Note, the death will take place even if that Death Note, or the part of the note used, is destroyed before the stated time of death. -> Clarification to stop users from pointlessly destroying the Death Note

The Death Note will not affect those less than 780 days old. -> A patch added to get around various cultural arguments related to when something is considered "Human"

You cannot kill humans who are more than 124 years of age with the Death Note. -> Added in reference to a Shinigami meme

You cannot kill humans with less than 12 minutes of life left (in human calculations). -> Patch that addresses undefined behavior from edge cases where the victim dies naturally before the Death Note can normally take effect or during the window the user can write additional details to the cause of death.

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jiqster please stop reposting random ass shit every 2 minutes

it's called reblogging and you do it when you like them posts because giving likes doesn't do shit on this bewebbed site