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@burniesfatass catch me I think I'm going to faint from the sexy devil on the left!

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I'm thinking about doing a Achievement Hunter - Rooster Teeth fic and AU rotating around The Tale of Sleepy Hollow where Burnie is The Headless Horseman but I don't know who would be what after that.

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Guess what's back!!

Title: His Treat Pairing: Burnie Burns/Ryan Haywood Description: Burnie was a rich son of a bitch who out ranked anyone who dared to outrank him, he could have the finest female maid's. But he desired Ramseys most perfect maid with gorgeous blue eyes. Warning; NSFW Burnie walked around his mansion pool area with a bright grin on his face and sat down on the vibrant cobalt blue lawn chair in front of the pool as he watched the gorgeous maid with beautiful blue eyes clean the pool. "Don't forget to bend over for me pretty boy! I want to see that gorgeous ass of yours!" Ryan looked over at his new boss and face brightened seeing the smirk on his face. "Yes sir, I will get on it straight away sir!" Ryan bended over and continued to clean as he showed his ripe ass to the older man whose eyes he could feel staring at him with lust. Ryan hummed softly as he continued to do his work that Mr. Burns ordered him to do while he was gone at work. "Wow Mr. Burns has almost everything anyone could want! He's so much more than Geoff!" Ryan walked into Burnies office and started to dust careful to not break or touch anything like Mr. Burns ordered him to do. But he couldn't take his eyes off the sculpture of the scorpion going against a dragon. "Woaah Mr. Burns haa interesting taste in style" Ryan looked around to make sure Burnie didn't walk in silently and touched the sculpture but jumped when he heard Burnie chuckle "your so precious and sly James..." Ryan turned around to see Mr. Burns walk towards him with a grin that made him tremble and go to his knees. Burnie arched a eyebrow looking at his perfect maid, then sat down on his chair but was shocked with a tight gasp when Ryan grabbed his clothed member. "it's my turn Mr. Burns..." Burnie gave a tight gasp again as his pants was pulled down around his ankles and looked at his maid before he was turned around and pressed to the table. "wha.. what a turn of events!" Ryan grinned before undoing the rest of Mr. Burns before pushing him into his wide bathtub and removed the maid dress on him and kissed Mr. Burns neck earning a sharp moan from him then oiled his cock before pushing into the older man as he listened to the older man whine in protest as he suddenly gave a sharp thrust, "Shut up Michael!" Burnies eyes widened as he shut his mouth and eyes feeling Ryan inside of him. Burnie felt his mouth hang open as Ryan rocked and slammed into him before letting out a load, "o-oh my god Ry-" Burnies eyes widened as he gagged finding Ryans cock deep in his throat as his eyes flooding with pleasure as he jerked his own member with what seemed like fifteen minutes later they both released their loads and Burnie laid in the bathtub breathless looking at Ryan smiling exhausted and Ryan carried him off to the bed and laid down with him mumbling. "The master has became the servant."

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Give us founding fathers one I agree with @spooky-drunk-geoff

“See, this is what it’s like to be in the Fake AH Crew.” “Constant problems?” “Well, yeah.”

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Same same Jack is a little angel!

Jack losing his shit will never not make me smile

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I'm not going to lie I always am desperate for a dosage of Burnwood every day maybe with a bit of Burnvin, Burnermy, Burnsey, Burnack, and Burnchael

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Let me hug Rimmy "Jeremy Dooley" Tim!

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! URGENT !

I want to do a mpreg of Burnwood but I don't know what AU or Scenario to do it in. Message me if you have a idea

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I can't unsee Matt Hullum the same way ever again unless he's Sarge, Agent Wyoming, or Doc/O'Malley

Happy Fathers Day!

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This helps me very much for Burnwood fics because Ryan Gaywood is a Sagittarius and Burnie Gayurns is a Capricorn but fuck! My sign is the same as Burnies!

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I want to do a Burnwood fic so bad but I don't have any ideas for Ryan Gaywood and Burnie Gayurns! *silent crying and panic screaming*

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I found screenshot of Burnie Burns from 12 Deadly Days and it's makes a great PyschoTeeth AU picture for a aesthetic for him.

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I'm not going to lie I only had my eyes set on Uncle "Burnie Burns" Fraser when watching this episode.

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I can't get over how precious Burnie Burns also known as Uncle Fraser looks in 12 Deadly Days EP 2 - Killer Firs

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Still want to see and hear more of that Italians beautiful voice!

Assassin role call!

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Yeesss I always saw Burnie as The Burning Kingpin turned Chief Officer of the LSPD in the GTA universe but Godfather is a great rank up!

🚬Burnie Burns-The godfather🚬