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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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so imagine you have a cat and sometimes he'll disappear for a while and you're like 'oh no what happened to my cat,' only to find out your neighbor also feeds your cat and calls him a different name. now imagine your name is Jack Drake and that cat is your son Tim

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When ur dick “flying” grayson

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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

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The Owl and his Talon

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girl singing in the wreckage

jason real quick and rough, because i missed him

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Family time ❤️‍🩹

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pt. 2 sorta kinda?

Aphrodite knows damn well Penelope likes Ody too, she's just taking her sweet time so she can mess with Athena a little bit

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more jason-era thoughts. kind of a companion to this

hands up if you’ve ever taken out your anger on the wrong person. I’m sorry. he gets better.

bonus:

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Robin broke the kiss, releasing his hold on Kon’s sleep shirt, letting him fall back down to the bed. His hands went to his utility belt, scrambling to grab a little clear bottle out of one of the pouches. Kon’s heart started to race.

“Is- is that…?”

Robin looked up in confusion, then jerked. “Oh! Oh, my god. It's an adhesive dissolver! For my mask!”

“Right. Of course.” Kon covered his face in mortification. Jesus, Kon. Get your mind out of the damn gutter.

Wait.

“Wait.” He tore his hands away. “For your mask.”

Robin smiled, tipping the bottle and getting a few drops on his fingers. His hand went up, then he hesitated for a moment.

“Do you think you could… close your eyes? Until I tell you I’m ready? I don’t really want your first time seeing me to be watching me rub adhesive off my face,” Robin joked with a nervous laugh.

“Of course,” Kon said, shutting his eyes immediately. He was practically trembling with anticipation. He still could not believe this was about to happen. He was about to see Robin without the mask.

Not even to mention the fact that Robin was on top of him. In his bed.

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Excerpt from my fic 🖤

Tim pulling out a bottle of adhesive dissolver, ready to reveal his identity, and Kon (understandably, given their position) thinking it's lube will never not be funny to me.

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talia not approving jon as damian's spouse because:

"he doesnt even have a doctorate, habibi."

"mother, I have a doctorate, several."

"clearly he is not your equal"

"mother he is faster than a speeding bullet"

"but he cannot put that on his CV"

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 3

*wind whooshing* *grunting* *the sound of scraping against stone*

Dick: you have to be cheating somehow, you could never do that jump before!

Jason: how the fuck do you cheat at parkour?

Dick: *pause*

Dick: secret.... winches.

Jason, incredulous: secret winches?

Dick: secret winches. you got like- i dunno. stuff to help you up here.

Jason: *snorts* you're a fucking idiot. i can do the jump because i got steroided by the lazarus pit and pokemon evolved three times the size of myself, dipshit.

Dick, humming: yeah, that must have been a culture shock.

Jason: well it was fucking something that's for sure.

Dick: did you ever get like-, like when you woke up and you were just over six feet tall. did it fuck with your head?

Jason: like did i forget and run into doorframes a fuck ton-?

Dick: -yeah, like what was it like?

Jason: *hums consideringly*

Jason: kinda like. what i imagine the hulk had to go through. like i was just suddenly real big and real strong.

Dick: was it cool?

Jason: parts of it were cool, parts of it- *wheeze* parts of it were fucking fantastic.

Dick, very amused: ok now- wait hold on- don't you give me that fucking look-

Jason: *laughing*

Dick: -alright. brother to brother, i feel like we're close enough with each other to discuss this as mature adults. but i have to ask,

Jason, audibly grinning: -oh, i'm proportionate.

Dick: *bursts out laughing* that- that must have been fucking wild-

Jason: IT WAS- it was- *breathy laugh* it sure was something-!

Dick: how long after you came out the pit did you notice?

Jason: how long- dude, instantly!

Dick: *laughing*

Jason: i was out that pit like that fuckin' tiktok audio, just 'woah woah, wait, where my dick at?!'

Dick: *laughing louder*

Jason: just climbing out, barely conscious, in the back of my mind like 'did they tie a weight between my legs or something because this shit ain't normal, why's it heavy'

Dick, crying: why's it heavy-!

Jason: i will say in all honesty i kinda forgot about it for a while.

Dick: how do you forget?

Jason: i dunno, just kinda doing my thing. mentally i was still like, fifteen, so as much as my cock did interest me, once Talia gave me a shiny sword i was like 'ooooh' and instantly stopped thinking about it.

Dick: was there not any like, mechanical issues?

Jason: mechanical- like, did it work? yes, dude, it fuckin' worked?

Dick: well i don't know i just feel like- it's probably like getting a new phone, right? like they're all pretty similar but when you transfer over to a new model there's an adjustment period?

Jason: OH- ok yeah, no, i get you. no there was definitely an- *slight wheeze* there was an adjustment period.

Dick: *starting to laugh* i don't even know if i want to ask,

Jason: *wheeze* well it was- like i said i forgot for a while, right? so the first time i slept with somebody,

Dick: *cackling* no, littlewing what did you do?

Jason: no i think i just ruined the mood a little bit in the beginning, because like- like it was just as much a surprise to me as it was to her, right?

Dick: *cackling even louder*

Jason: so she was- *wheeze* she was fuckin'- *high pitched, breathy* she was below me as i got it out, and she went 'oh wow, it's so big', and my fuckin' stupid ass was just- wide-eyed looking at it like 'jesus fucking christ it is isn't it?!'

Dick, choking: i can't- i'm fucking crying-

Jason: *half-silent wheezes*

Dick, slightly delirious: but didn't you ever, like, try it out alone beforehand?!

Jason: WELL I-

Damian: OH MY FUCKING GOD. S T O P.

Jason and Dick: *cut off chokes*

Damian: MAY I FUCKING REMIND YOU, that BOTH i AND Batman are on this line tonight!

Jason, slightly muffled: *shocked laugh* oh my god, B-?

Damian: he's been staring blankly into a gutter since Nightwing first mentioned genitalia.

Dick, high pitched through hitched breaths as Jason starts cackling in the background: yeah that's- that's our bad, B. Sorry about that.

Damian: i feel like i also deserve an apology.

Jason: *cackling louder*

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LMAO, being friends with both Jason and Dick must be hilarious because they get double the tea from different perspectives.

Anyway, I heard the audio and just had to draw them! ^^

Adio from: Future man

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Gotham city pride parade. Harley Quinn and poison ivy hold hands and kiss. Nightwing shows up in the Discowing suit. Batman’s costume is exactly the same except the bat on his chest is rainbow. Robin’s sword has ribbons on it now and he’s caught trying to brawl with homophobic protesters. Spoiler and Orphan put Robin to the side and brawl the protesters themselves. Red Hood is there in broad daylight and his helmet is rhinestoned. Red Robin and Superboy do the upside-down Spider-Man kiss with Superboy flying upside-down. The Joker shows up and Red Hood shoots him dead immediately. Everyone cheers

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Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

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Bernard, binderless and in a dress sitting next to his mother who does not know he's trans (/genderfluid), in the hospital visiting his grandmother and meeting eyes with Tim all the way down the corridor who is undercover as a nurse and in full Caroline Hill apparel:

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Happy Pride!

Gotham says, "BE LOUDER, PROUDER AND A LIL MORE CHAOTIC!"

YESZZXX