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five year plan: fag it up

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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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MILDRED?????

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like okay i get that we figured out that we can inject estrogen into you to make you grow boobs and we can inject testosterone into you to make you grow more facial hair and shit but like why stop there? we should invent random hormones and inject them into ourselves for fun until we find the ones that turn us into majestic and ancient beasts capable of destroying entire cities. i for one think it would be a fun bonding experience

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Happy Pride month, and a reminder that when I was 16 and not out to my parents yet, I got a pixie haircut (for trichotillomania reasons, not gay reasons) and when I asked my mum for her opinion, she said 'it makes you look like an elf, which is perfect for attracting... other elves.'

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you

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they spent billions on this

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Minecraft Crows Masterpost

Hello!!! I’ve compiled all of the field guides and notes that I’ve made for the Minecraft Crow AU (is it an AU now?? I guess so).

If you’re new here, this is a silly idea some friends and I came up with about what it would look like if crows were in Minecraft and specialized to live in different Minecraft environments! This is centered more around Philza and his Hardcore world/lore but it’s more about silly birds and shenanigans than it is about story.

You can still find all of this under the au tag “#minecraft crows”, but it’s easier having it all in one place rather than having to go digging for it :]

Field Guides:

End Crows

Overworld & Cliffs Crows

Deep Dark Crows

Mushroom Crows

Skeleton Crows (I’ll be giving these guys an update hopefully soon-ish)

Introduction to Nether Crows

Soul Sand Valley Crows

Nether Wastes Crows

Basalt Delta Crows

Warped Forest Crows

Crimson Forest Crows

Beach Crows

Aquatic Crows

Reef Crows

Pale Garden Crows

Tundra Crows

Lush Cave Crows

Cherry Grove Crows

Desert Crows (coming soon)

Extra Sillies:

• Bath time!

• Fancy bois dust bath

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Redrawing some of my old stories into how my kid brain imagined their 'anime' to look like

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

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Literally no excuse ^^^