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STRAIGHT OUTTA

my cage and i’ve been doin just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all. it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this? it was only a kiss it was only a kiss

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Character: *dies*

Fandom: No they didn't. *ten thousand theories, fanart and fanfictions about how they miraculously survived*

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If you lost me in a crowd, what "offensive" thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P

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low key depression:

putting off going to bed at night because you don’t want to wake up and do the same shit all over again the next day

waking up in the morning but putting off getting out of bed because you don’t want to face the day

mentally and emotionally tired all the time, fed up/frustrated/disgruntled with everything

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you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am

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me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

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me: *is sick* aha i'll just sleep it off

me: *is sad* aha i'll just sleep it off

me: *is stressed* aha i'll just sleep it off

me: *thinks about life in general* aha i'll just sleep it off

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when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is the word sorry“ and it was in that moment that i lost my trust in the entire education system

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Almost Every Merlin Episode

*arthur and merlin are in the woods and they see a scary monster*

gaius: it's an ancient mystical creature

uther: no it fucking isn't - arthur go kill it

arthur: *tries to kill it but can't*

uther: so um, gaius, about that mythical creature...

gauis: *raised eyebrow of doom*

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so hey since i get asked a lot about how i make my buttons/pins/badges, here’s a video detailing it!

click here to watch on youtube and check the description for where to buy a button machine if you’re interested!

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Her life was like a plot from a movie. In Villeperdue, still wearing men’s clothing, she was insulted by a young nobleman. They fought a duel and she drove her blade through his shoulder. The next day, she asked about his health and found out he was Louis-Joseph d’Albert Luynes, son of the Duke of Luynes. Later, one of his companions came to offer d’Albert’s apologies. She went to his room and subsequently they became lovers and, later, lifelong friends.

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Imagine being a kid in school. Your teacher comes up with an idea for class picture. Every student will draw pictures of their friends.

Everyone starts drawing enthusiasticly, and can’t wait to see what they look like in the drawings....

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This is what I do every morning.

You would not believe how much my flexibility has improved - I can now do the forward fold with my palms flat on the floor.

 If you have more time you can hold each pose for 20 or 30 seconds.

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HOW LONG CAN YOUR SIGN HOLD A GRUDGE?

Aries: 24 Hours tops

Taurus: Until they die. Maybe not even then.

Gemini: Give it 30 seconds

Cancer: Years

Leo: Until the end of time

Virgo: Couple of months

Libra: .02 seconds unless you really fucked up

Scorpio: All of eternity

Sagittarius: Two days

Capricorn: Don't even bother apologizing

Aquarius: A year

Pisces: 2 months maybe

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This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

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now that’s the kinda news i wanna hear

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