Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Your beliefs aside, what do you *want* to happen when you die?
833 notes
·
View notes
Text
the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
137K notes
·
View notes
Text
Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
228K notes
·
View notes
Text
you can hate whatever muppet you want but if you hate slimey the worm im legally allowed to kill you
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye
89K notes
·
View notes
Text
u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
172K notes
·
View notes
Text
blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
134K notes
·
View notes
Text
i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score
76K notes
·
View notes
Text
hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation
43K notes
·
View notes
Text
“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.
35K notes
·
View notes