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I was really in the mood for some shady.

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My life is over!!!!!

I missed not one but two episodes of teen wolf in a row!!!!! Thats a serious no no for me like my life is over!!!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah i look goooodddd (vanity moment)

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Found these on fb and haddd to post em

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Dis nigga think because he said 'put on clothes and leave my house' that im gonna listen

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The Boys Channel their Inner Spice Girl (PJO/HOO)

Annabeth: Percy has been into Spice Girls lately….

Piper: Yeah! Jason too…

Hazel: What’s Spice Girls?

Annabeth: It’s a Girl Group from the UK. Well avoid mentioning “Spice Girls” infront of the boys. I’ve had enough of that song Wannabe

Piper: Me too… Its getting into my nerves

Hazel: Well, I wanna know more about this spice girls! Well I’ve notice Nico & Leo has been singing this girly song lately…

Annabeth: Hmm I dunno what’s up but please avoid asking *whispers* “what you want?” that’s the start of the song

Piper/Hazel: *nods*

Frank: *enters room*I’m going out to Buy food, will you tell me what you wan----

Annabeth/Piper: FRANK NO!!!

*Wannabe intro*

Percy: *Looks at the girls at the table and channels inner spice girl* Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

Jason: *looks at the girls, channels inner spice girl* So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

Leo: *looks at girls, channels inner spice girl sass* I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

Annabeth: Ohhh Frank they’ve just stopped a few minutes ago… Now we have to listen for the whole song to finish…

Frank: I’m sorry! But there seems nothing wrong with Percy, Jason and Leo pretending to be the Spice Girls-----

Nico:*ENTERS NICO wearing a cheerleading outfit* If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Percy/Jason/Leo: gotta get with my friends!

Nico: Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

Frank: Ohhh Now I see….

*Percy, Jason, Leo & Nico Continues to sing and pretend to be spice girls*

*Annabeth, Piper, Hazel & Frank watch in horror*

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SIRI - Part 1 (TMI/TID)

Clary: Hey Jace will you get my phone and tell siri to find the nearest Chinese restaurant? I've been craving for some noodles

Jace: okay. Wait, what siri? Is this some kind of rune you made?

Clary: No! It's an app. Just talk to the phone!

*Jace clicks phone*

Siri: Good morning Clary! What can I do for your today?

Jace: BY THE ANGEL! CLARY THERE'S A WOMAN INSIDE YOUR PHONE! AND SHE'S ASKING WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO TO YOU TODAY!! WHAT ANGELIC POWER IS THIS??????

Siri: Sorry this angelic power doesn't exist

Clary: What? No! I told you it's an app! Something mundanes use to help with some errands like find a restaurant, a clothing store, all or even to ask directions! It helps me. and its a computer not a real woman

Siri: Direction to 'not real woman' searching

Jace: What are you talking about? BY THE ANGELS! It just said that angelic power doesn't exist! You don't need this mundane thing when you're a shadowhunter! You just need your stele and you can do anything!!! And what is this computer??? Some Demonic device???

Siri: direction to 'not real woman' take 5th avenue then right to wall street

Clary: I told you it's a mundane device! No angelic or demonic powers! Its all electricity and stuff

*Will and Tessa goes in the room*

Will: OH! Young Shadowhunters!! Did someone just say "Demonic power"? That's a very bad thing! We should stop it at this instant!

Siri: searching for "demonic power"

Will: Did that device just talk???

Jace: Yes! It's create by some mundane and I do believe it has been possessed by some Demonic Power!

Siri: demonic power is available at Walt----

*Will and Jace takes out weapons attacks Clary's phone*

Clary: Wait! Don't!

Tessa: Let it go.... This also happened when I told Will about my clockwork angel. Good thing it fought back and was convinced it was my protector

Clary: but my phone can't do that. I guess I just have to buy another...

Will/Jace: Die you demonic device!

Siri: die die die ------

*siri dies*

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Can you imagine the Herondale boys at Disney World?

Jace: whY IS THAT DUCK WALKING ON TWO LEGS

Will: WHAT IS THIS DARK MAGIC

Donald Duck: *animatedly waddles over and gestures for a hug*

Jace: NO

Jace: NO YOU NEED TO GET BACK

Donald Duck: *tilts head in question*

Will: JEM

Will: JEM GET OVER HERE

Jace: I WILL DESTROY YOU

Will: *halfway up tree* jAMeS

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Will Herondale in Heaven Part II

Will: *blinks* What are you doing here? Jace: *looking around, lost* Clary? Will: *rolls eyes* Dear God. Jace: Where’s Clary? Will: *shakes head and turns around* You are entirely obsessed with that girl. Isn’t healthy. Jace: Will: *turns back around* Will: AHHH Will: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DID HE GO?!?!

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Clary: "Don't talk down to me."

Jace: "Well, I could hardly talk up you. You're too short."

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been awhile

tryin to call a idjit and idjit does not answer............... ANSWER UR DAMN PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u kno who u are

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Looks like a weird parrot

Doodle this is was how I spent weekend. Wjat happened to me

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yay i made cake

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Nop dais ur problem

why am I so nice

 why won’t she leave me alone i’m fed up of ignoring her phone calls. I tried being nice but i don’t like her and i can’t tell her that I’m not attracted to her. She’d be crushed

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Sometimes ya gotta do what ya dont wanna...so i say jus crush her... its like riping of a bandaid (inner evil me tlkn here)

why am I so nice

 why won’t she leave me alone i’m fed up of ignoring her phone calls. I tried being nice but i don’t like her and i can’t tell her that I’m not attracted to her. She’d be crushed

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Tv

School has me soo busy that ive been missing my shows