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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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“How do you cope with having adhd?”
I literally just pretend I’m a fae stuck in a human body
Depression? That’s because I can’t go outside and play with baby dragons
Feeling like you’re not like everybody else? That’s bc I’m actually a fae duh
Can’t do you school work? That’s because I’m supposed to be studying about magic and chaos not math.
Buzzing with energy? That’s because I don’t have any wings when I should
Only focused on myths? Duh that’s because I’m studying my history 
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
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All jirais should get a weekly allowance of 100 bucks for not kïļľing ourselves yet
It’s really hard existing when your mentally ill
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where are my jirai who are controlling / sadists / independent / hate being helpless / hate having others make decisions for them / hate being manipulated
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Me when I have to be normal and not send videos of people killing themselves together with the line “me and you when?”
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