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big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

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Instead of rage baiting we shod do a thing called happy baiting where we bait someone into feeling happy and confident and positive about themselves

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the doctor said i have to be pet 3 times a day

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it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them

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it will pass ..

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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the word “break” in a sexual context is soo insanely hot i won’t lie

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cops will have firearm related accidents that even the dullest redneck could easily sidestep. like I am from the middle of nowhere where the level of firearm ownership is high and the level of alcoholism and drug usage is also high and I am still astounded by the rate in which cops accidentally shoot themselves and their coworkers. tf you mean you shot your partner in the leg? nobody I know has ever done that and I’ve seen some truly reckless gun ownership in my time.

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it