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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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“she’s not evil she’s traumatized” actually she’s both. women contain multitudes

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ok funs over back to business

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i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

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genres i'm tired of:

"feminist retellings" of stories that can already be considered feminist in their own right

"feminist retellings" that fumble the "feminist" plotline so bad it just turns misogynistic

"feminist retellings" that still center around and hinge on men

"feminist retellings" written by people who don't understand what feminism is

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just opened my banks app and it gave me a pop up for a fuckin. banking unwrapped?? and it turned out it was just unpersonalized customer statistics but for a brief glorious moment i was imagining a world where my bank was about to hit me with "you wasted $400 on GAY USELESS PURCHASES. you have spinal tap ungrungcore spending habits. your top transfer this year was: your landlord."

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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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I was just thinking about how Annabel is seen as heartless and Lenore headless there the reverse of each other. I relieved that Annabel's greatest fear is loosing her mind, and Lenore is afraid of losing her heart (her relationships with other people). There greatest fears are each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

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My favorite part of the new chapter is Yor being thrown around like a balloon by a giant elk.

It's the perfect enrichment for both parties, I dare say.

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sayeon from hand jumper and annabel lee from nevermore would be besties like if you look up gaslight gatekeep girlboss in the dictionary, their mugshots would show up

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week 23 no hand jumper - sayeon on sayeon violence ❤️

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her

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You can't just say that and not share it