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*taps into the mic and leans into it, my lips touching the mic* ozzie's mega phat knockers

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About boys group😂

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Original idea from @incorrectfizzarozzie's post. I just LOL'd and I love seeing posts and art of the sins interacting!

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Fizzarozzie Week 2024- Day 1: Relationship Firsts

Yeah, this was all I could think of. XD

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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

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*beats my meat to the porn game I'm playing but strokes my chin pensively to properly acknowledge that the character writing and worldbuilding are genuinely fascinating*

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Future keychain design 🐓💙🐸

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💰    ─────      #   𝐊𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐑𝐘.   »       “    heya   ,  𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔  !     how're   you   little   𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒    doing tonight  ?    i    hope   you're   ready   for   the    best    fucking    show    you   will   ever   see    in   your   𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡   lives  !     ”     this   is   an   independent  ,   private    &    selective    𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍    of   v*vziepop's    HELLUVA   BOSS   &   HAZBIN   HOTEL.    this   portrayal   is   canon   &   canon - divergent  as  well  as  biblical   based.      original  character    &     xover    !     haggled   by   rae.      

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I realized that if someone knows absolutely nothing about HB & HH and they see Ozz and Valentino, they might assume they're the same characters - in the same show just different forms yk?

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They both make a good point! … I think.

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a silly redraw I spent way too much time on lmao

alternative ending:

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Danger could be heard from miles away and it sounds like metal scuttling on marbled surface and a delicious giggle to boot ... yet deadly sin does nothing to evade it. Doesn't even flinch when hard, cool limbs loop around his neck only to be replaced with jester's soft torso. His raspy voice is enough to immediately bring a smile on lust's face as he raises a talon to gently lift Fizzarolli's chin and press his against his own.

" HA! Wouldn't you like to know? " I meaaan ... I could always give you a preview.

Ram and Bull make heart eyes at the imp on his shoulders followed by Bull panting eagerly at jester's pout and Ram blowing flaming kisses. A tease. Not while on the clock, babe! " IIIII — uuh — had to review this model. I told you that last week, remember? " Bringing the clipboard to his chest, he's playfully pinching Fizz's cheek. " What happened to that no-cooking pact?? Goin' back on your word? " Seriously, Fizz. That's the third stove this year. Both of them were lucky there weren't any accidents today, chill.

there's a scuttling noise , like an animals claws tapping quickly across the ground as it runs &* loses traction , &* then lithe body has ascended , carrying the jester up &* up the sins body until he can drape himself around ozzie's neck. ❛   how's it hangin , big daddy ? ❜ a delighted laugh leaves fizz's lips as he peers down at the clipboard in ozzie's grasp , curiosity brightening already so animated eyes. ❛   oh-ho-ho ! &* where do ya shove that ? ❜ he doesn't linger long , no answer really needed. his attention has already drifted to @jizzlords face. a pretty pout twists his expression. ❛   you missed brunch ! i burned bacon just for you. ❜

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i get so frustrated when people post about missing the old rpc and blame the community at large for a lack of investment or care, as if we haven't all grown older and taken on incredible amounts of responsibility in the years since we joined the rpc. some people expect us all to still be teenagers with endless amounts of free time to respond to every message and reply instantly to threads.

if you care about this community, you have to respect the fact that a majority of us are 25+ now, and work and family and health situations and other irl obligations will always come before participating in this hobby.

instead of lamenting that we'll never be the way we were back then, uplift your mutuals. interact with them. post dash games. like and comment on posts. send memes. reblog promos. engage with the writers in this community. as we all get older and our lives change, our relationship with this hobby will also change. we have to band together to keep this community safe, creative, and fun for all, regardless of how much time we can spend participating in it.

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remember y'all, you cannot look at lust respectfully. it's disrespectfully, graphically nasty or not at all.

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this is the most sibling interaction ever. they are so stupid ❤️