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jjfeline · 9 hours ago
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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jjfeline · 18 hours ago
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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil
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jjfeline · 2 days ago
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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jjfeline · 2 days ago
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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
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jjfeline · 2 days ago
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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I truly adore fanfics where Hannibal is Will’s sugar daddy, but I know for a fact that man doesn’t give a fuck about designer brand clothes. I’m gonna still eat them all up, but realistically Will would get another dog
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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HANNIBAL + Text Posts 11/∞
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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here at frito lays company building, we have always belueved that organic life is aplague upon this world that must be eradicated at all costs
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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Who that man
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* JOHN ADAMS GETS REGINA GEORGE'D IN FRONT OF OSCAR AT THE END OF THE NEW EPISODE
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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never been so disgusted as when I open a fanfic and the notes happily describe how they had assistance from chatgpt. like I'm sorry are you so useless that you need a lying machine to help you play with toys, something I assumed most people master in toddlerhood
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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UGLY BETTY (2006–2010) 4.01 The Butterfly Effect: Part 1
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jjfeline · 4 days ago
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This monkey is a disaster someone help me, I already bought the staff...............
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