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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

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POV: your theater just saw a 10-year-old boy get squashed by a falling piano

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they would somehow end up in this situation

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Defense attorney Maya! (Story Contest AU)

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[ID: doodle of a person washing their hands, squinting at the mirror in confusion as a cat repeatedly bites the toilet behind them.]

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Having a sickass art idea that haunts your every waking moment but lacking the talent to fully idealize it in your exact vision

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime

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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro