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I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

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runs into a cave and breaks my ankle but theres already another guy with a broken ankle inthere so its really awkward

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

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she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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Vampire who doesn’t react when you cut your finger except to make sure you know to clean it out before bandaging it.

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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theres even shorter form videos now that are only 0 seconds long doing even more damage to our attention spans, and its called images

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily