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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

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hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

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The inside of an old computer

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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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This young lady is turning 18 years old! 😾 This makes Naia the oldest living black-footed cat in the U.S. population, and possibly the oldest in the world! She is, however, shy of being the oldest recorded BFC by 6 months. So here is to good health Naia!

Black-footed Cat | Fossil Rim Wildlife Center

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Fuck the system