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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

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i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

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*doesnt understand a post*

*looks at notes and tries to find comments*

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I’m starting to get real surprised when someone texts me first lol I be thinking who remembers that I exist? Who sent you? What you want?

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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I don’t even have fun anymore I just experience temporary alleviation in my despair

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These are the Obama administration’s defining moments told through his social media

As I went through two terms worth of tweets, Instagrams, and Snapchats, I was struck by three qualities that never wavered: A sense of humor, respect for women, and love, in all its forms.

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y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

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buffering more like suffering

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we should thank god super powers aint real

what if somebody teleported they nut inside you

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Vanity Fair’s Star Wars 40th Anniversary covers for The Last Jedi http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-four-covers/amp

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